Tonight’s family movie is The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes from 1970. Interesting take on the Sherlock Holmes genre.

Did you hear Elton John got his pet rabbit a treadmill ? It’s a little fit bunny 🐰 🎶

You know people who collect old magazines ? They sure must have a lot of issues

I had a cat who ate a whole ball of yarn 🧶 Later she had mittens

What do you call a canary that got run over by a lawnmower ? Shredded Tweet

Two wife’s talking stuff, So where did you get your pork belly from ? Oh I met him at a bar 6 years ago

Had a dream last night I worked in a large bakery, I didn’t own it but I did play a big roll

Another bad pickup line Stop drop and roll girl because you on fire ! 🔥

Last week I took my kids to the zoo. This week I’m going back to see how they are doing

Knock Knock, Who’s there ? Owl 🦉 Owl who ? 😂

So Naked hiking means no phone, no GPS ? Wish someone would have told me that earlier

This is a good channel for the steam locomotive restoration enthusiasts out there. 🚂 youtu.be/o1iYCj_5nzQ?...

370 Days Of Restoration Progress In 25 Minutes - Plus A Sneak Peek Of What's To Come

YouTube video by Wreck2Restored

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Any fans of the movie The Fifth Element on here ?

If Sonic and Rocket had a child would it be Jimothy ?

My buddy asked me if I wanted to go fishing 🎣. I said Sure ! You got worms 🪱? Yeah, but I can go anyway 😬

From the worst pickup lines ever file. 1. Hey Babe ! You remind me of Abraham Lincoln because you are causing an uprising down south. 2. Hey darling ! You are like the appendix, no one knows what you do, my stomach feels funny and I want to take you out.

I carry these in my pockets now, geez I am old 😂🤣

Doctor Doctor ! Im addicted to eating small chairs ! Ok, to start with I’m going to need a stool sample

Many people told Beethoven he couldn’t be a musician because he was deaf, but did he listen ?

I’m getting so old. The last time I was someone’s type I was donating blood.

I’m back on this kick that opening ceremonies at cons should start with the sounding of the ancient animal shaped trumpet the Carnyx. A call to assemble by the haunting sound of this would be amazing and unforgettable. youtu.be/kDyo7rji9VI?...

Le Son del Carnyx

YouTube video by Samuel Meric - L'Obrador

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I was on a cruise and we passed a small island 🏝️ and a bearded guy was running around while waving and screaming. I asked the captain and he said that guy does that every year when they sail past.

A truck load of tortoises crashed into another truck full of tortoises. It was a turtle disaster !

Today is a special double feature day at the Masters compound. First was True Grit with John Wayne Next is the True Grit remake. I personally feel both movies are good and each has its strengths and weaknesses.

Did you hear about the guy who rode the merry-go-round for 5 days ? He got into the Guinness book of Whirl Records

Doctor I tested positive onomatopoeia ! Is that bad ? Doctor, It’s just like it sounds like

There’s a new classical boy band out there. It’s called, The Bach Street Boys

Have you hugged a Furry today ?

What kind of money gives you Rabies ? Bit Coin

A new virus is making people forget 80’s bands. Oh no ! What’s the cure ? See !