You sound like you doubt me. James Moriarty, the pinnacle of truth and reason.
James Moriarty (Jr.)
@mathemalignancy.bsky.social
Be crushed by gold, you maggots. (i: gaga_1573)
We know Jimmy. Your weed smoking girlfriend from canada in another school did that
Oh, so now the school uniform craze is abound. Humf.
[About to reach into his picture file to post before Kadoc closes his laptop and silently shakes his head. No one wants to see all dat.]
I don’t think I’ve ever seen them turn a single person away, ever. I don’t think they’d care in the slightest.
Eh? Am I really that early? It's fine though, isn't it..? I can just leave all the action to the more imposing people until my big reveal...
[About to reach into his picture file to post before Kadoc closes his laptop and silently shakes his head. No one wants to see all dat.]
She's got moxie. [Nodding.] Definitely not Moriarty's girlfriend.
[As if a future self sent back irritation he can’t explain.]
Pfft. "Tomorrowland". I could do that in a weekend.
...Oh, hey, Morty. I didn't realize you were here.
All's well that ends well. I, James Moriarty, have proven that even the forces of the universe itself pale to my brilliance.
Alright!! I'm out!! [Debuff! noise!] That was the last of everything I had! Stop pushing me so hard, good god!
You nonsensical thing! I'm skipping the alignment and going right to kicking your arse! MATHEMALIGNANCY: ANNIHILATION! Ugh!
[Floating on back.] Is there any choice? All I know is BB.
What the hell is a post. [SMACKED BY THE MOON CANCER.] AAAH
Ugh, never mind, I guess I am the hero? No wait, humanity's will makes me the villain. Whatever--you're evil, and that's what matters!
I'm going to beat you after I beat that.
[Caught that on camera.]
Okay, I take it back, I'm not watching this anymore.
So that's how it is. I suppose my boasts were wrong then, BB. I'll remain the villain, so go ahead and do all that self-sacrificial nonsense in my place. As an arbiter of the world; the only Ruler present, I'll be sure to watch every second.