I hate small towns. You go for a drink and yawn. A tooth falls out, right into your ale. "The sickness" wheazes the barkeep "That be the first sign" You ask what the other signs are but he turns into ants. You try leave, the alehouse is mist. Tooth is gone. Taken by ants I hate small towns.
Mathota
@mathota.bsky.social
A simple cultist making their way in the world
Was having lunch with the team that bought me on for this new project. We were talking about ideal walking speeds and he says "Personal question, but do you identify as autistic?" 😌
I am moving to a Gas giant, where the weight of my sins will be less than the super-dense atmosphere. On Jupiter, my sins will lift me up, instead of draging me down.
Mom why even ask about my hobbies if you arent going to listen.
They work on completely different principles Mom! One displaces me "phases" if you will into the ethereal Plane, the other just Blurs your perception of me. Yes they both make me blurry mum but they are still different things
They work on completely different principles Mom! One displaces me "phases" if you will into the ethereal Plane, the other just Blurs your perception of me. Yes they both make me blurry mum but they are still different things
It's not a Phase Mom! it's a Blur they are completely different spells
It's not a Phase Mom! it's a Blur they are completely different spells
Souls are sticky, and build up gunk from their enviroment that seeps in, altering its nature. This has great application in understanding the nature of trauma, progressing the fields of mental and spiritual health. It also buffs mana efficiency on flaming skeletons made from the immolated by 16%.
They are rotating. Have been all day. Maybe longer. I can't be the only one who sees it.
I am not making a Himonculus I am making a Themonculus and letting them choose their identity and path to self actualization. No "I want to be a real boy" to be thrust on my child. They can choose to be a real anything, if they choose to be real at all.
Remember, before combat it is important to cast Blur on both yourself and your Familiar.
There are two main types of Cult Murders. 1. Is when your God really wants a soul, so you send it to them 2. Is when your God hates a soul, and wants them to not have a body anymore. Some of the most violent Cult schisms come from disagreements on which type of Murder we are performing and why.
I have used my free will irresponsibly and there have been no consequences yet again. My power is growing.
"Its always darkest before the dawn" makes me su unreasonably mad. Of course it's darkest before the Dawn, Dawn is when it starts getting less dark thats what the word means!
counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them
we are receiving widespread reports from across the globe that it is now friday
spending some time this morning thinking about the ultimate lifeform a blessed fusion of steel and flesh
If you mix a Blue Mana Potion and Red Health Potion together and drink it all at once, you will restore Mana and Health at the same time.
I love hanging out with the pre-adamic mud men. Like them, I was made in gods image, and like them, god did a bad job at the time.
Witches with green hair and mental illness got me acting REALLY unwise.