Matt Egan
@mattegan.bsky.social
Tech, sport, B2B marketing, nonsense. #lufc
There's, an episode in the first series of ER where they ask Dr Green (aka Goose from Top Gun) if he is okay going in the helicopter. He says "I've flown lots of times" and we all know what's going on and it's just superb. Well done everyone.
Guys. Grown ups are in charge of our recruitment. It's not perfect, but it is okay. #lufc
Trafford is a big upgrade on what went before. That's all that matters. It's a great signing (and it may persuade others to come). #lufc
I am not gonna buy the shirt and my kids aren't interested so as long as we win in it I don't care. That said, it is a tad 'Lions Cabinets', and that was not an era anyone remembers fondly. #lufc
To be fair, we don't want to keep him when he becomes old, Trafford. #lufc
Is it true that Trafford wants a clause to move if a "bigger" club come in for him? #lufc Fellow fans should be happy I do not run the club because I would never be mentioning his name again. I mean fu@k that shit
For about 20 minutes, in midfield, away at Cardiff, Wober looked like a decent signing. After JKA, he is Orta's low point, with a secondary infection of Jesse to really poison the pill. My considered analysis: Fuck the fuck right off you weak-livered piece of shit. #lufc.
Summerville going to Saudi at 24... he never particularly offended me at Leeds, but it also doesn't surprise me. Seems on brand. #lufc
Did we insert a sell-on fee, G-Dog? #lufc
A wee note to say Aug 4 will be my final working day at the YEP after seven brilliant years. Two more pods and a couple of ratings to rage at, then time for a change. Will shortly be able to say more about what's next and it's still entirely focused on Leeds United, so it won't be goodbye. #lufc
A billion years ago, when he was in his pomp managing Newcastle, I was present when Kevin Keegan supported some learning disability football I was involved with in Leeds, at the time. He was a total delight. Warm, respectful and fun with the adults we were coaching. Curious. Just lovely. #lufc
Maybe someone should suggest to Tuchel that he needs to go really defensive? #lufc
I will respect Tuchel more if he starts with 10 defenders on the end of the box clinging on for 0-0. Kane and Bellingham at centre half with Dan Burn just in front. #lufc
Our boy the G-Unit speaking truth to cretinous power. Leeds he is #lufc
Graham G-Dog Smyth v Fab Romano. The Beef. #LUFC 🤦🏼♂️🤣
France are, how you say, 'merding their pantelons' here. #lufc
Darlow is a genius at picking dodgy keepers to back up. #lufc
FIFA is so corrupt and in Trump's pants they make the World Cup - the greatest international sports event ever conceived - seem wank. Well done lads. #lufc