I rarely compare myself to professional athletes, but I do think if I played for the Eagles, I too could throw my only career pass for an interception.
NFL Daily News@insidenflnews.bsky.social · 2d agoGarafolo: Andy Dalton released by the Eagles.
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Stand-up Comedian. Writer for Late Night with Seth Meyers. I hoped it would never come to this
NFL Daily News@insidenflnews.bsky.social · 2d agoThe discourse on here is so toxic, I just wanted to say that ANYONE can make a delicious roast chicken. I’m not even a good cook, but it’s quite simple. Rub it in olive oil, salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder and cook at 450 for 15 minutes then 350 for 20 minutes per pound. Enjoy your dinner!
"Mohammed" is a lateral move from "Abdul" tbh. You know Trump's losing it when he's not even good at being racist anymore
VoteHub@votehub.com · 3d agoPresident Trump attacks Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed on Truth Social, repeatedly calling him “Mohammed.” Meanwhile, El-Sayed’s chances in our forecast have climbed from 59% on Aug 15 to 74% today. We currently project a 4-point victory.
Trump could let Iran take out Los Angeles and San Diego and the Colorado Rockies still would not win the NL West.
I guess RFK Jr. isn’t the only one trying to bring back Rickets
PBS News@pbsnews.org · 6d agoPresident Donald Trump is taking his Republican midterm rescue mission to Nebraska on Monday, campaigning alongside GOP Sen. Pete Ricketts, who is running against an independent candidate backed by national Democrats. https://to.pbs.org/4ziGhjh
Time to text everyone in my contacts, “sorry to hear about Dennis Hastert, I know you two were close”
If the Eagles sign 7 more guys named Cooper we will never lose another game
Or as it’s known in Texas, Thursday
Checkiday@checkiday.bsky.social · 2w agoOct 1 is Bring Your Bible to School Day!
These Atlanta fans are wishing they were at a Caitlin Clark game right now
He gets custody of the dog and a 20-second head start.
Pop Base@popbase.tv · 2w agoKristi Noem has filed for divorce from her husband, Bryon Noem.
Love that the Philly sports team with the best vibes right now is the one that hasn’t won a title since Reagan’s first term
If I was the Braves I would try to hit the ball with the barrel of the bat. That seems to be working. I’d avoid hitting the ball with the knob of the bat, that doesn’t seem to be a good strategy.
That late hit on Hurts was the dirtiest play by a Ben Johnson team since the 100-meter dash at the 1988 Olympics
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Do we have anyone coming back from appendicitis
Matt Gelb@mattgelb.bsky.social · 2w agoThe Phillies are in absolute hell right now.
If you’re expecting a joke from me on this, sorry. I don’t use my professional platform for weather
WBZ News@wbztv.bsky.social · 2w agoEd Sheeran's Gillette Stadium concerts canceled due to nor'easter, tour promoter says
If you want something really spooky, try the fish sandwich
Dexerto@dexerto.bsky.social · 3w agoDairy Queen is launching its first-ever Halloween menu The lineup includes a bubbling drink, purple Oreo Blizzard and fiery Ghost Pepper Sauce and arrives September 28
