matthewcr
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I see that the Guardian in last week's summer puzzle special claimed the first line of the novel Pale Fire is 'I was the shadow of the waxwing slain'
South London fish scene. Cod fritters (and wings) in Brixton and er, skate in Dulwich
can't even pop out for a sandwich without being called 'Mr CEO' by a chugger because I'm wearing a shirt and trousers. Then on the way back I got 'Mr Meal Deal' from his colleague
I love hip dips (labneh and baba ghanoush)
What are the incel men up to over on X? Focussing on a quirk of women’s bodies most of us have never even thought about before now. Our take? "Making women mad and getting likes from fellow incels is all they have going for them." Read now: www.playboy.com/read/sex/the...
Which two Wodehouse characters would you most like to have a threesome with
Ugh just realised how close this Suffolk wildfire is to RSPB Minsmere
I do think The Odyssey could be improved by having Matt Damon light up cigarettes the whole way through like De Niro in Midnight Run
If we're going to televise the old and new prime ministers being driven from Downing Street to the palace again, could we at least put a stopwatch and some split times on the coverage?
This is going to make the fans back in Spain late for dinner
I think the best way for this dogshit tournament to end would be like the Sopranos.
Of course in the 1606 half time show Shakespeare wrote King Lear
Penelope: It's been twenty years Adhdysseus: yeah i got distracted
The Nao Victoria, a replica of the first ship to circumnavigate the globe, on its way out of London just now. Really quite dinky
Idea: combine Pokémon Go, the Merlin bird app, and the Skycards planespotting thing to make an immersive game where you have to track down and collect a fleet of ice cream vans (identified by model / chimes / IP infringing artwork)
I feel like a pole needs to be two feet at least, to be a pole
Bus stops that are closed should be wrapped, Christo & Jeanne-Claude fashion
Hamlet, cresting a hill on a Sunday walk: Aye, there's the pub
Curious to see how much of the Odyssey film will be taken up with guys washing their hands before dinner