Can't see that doing much for his get-up-and-go.

Arseblog News@arseblog.news · 16h ago

Hincapie & Zubimendi absent from training, Saliba back on the grass

Hmmm. Should probably abandon the Premier League season.

listen.mint-royale.com/downdown.sky

I'd like to strike my disappointment at Arsenal not buying Barcola from the record, please. In weird little Mikel we trust.

Liverpool really sticking it to City with their B team and A4 banners.

Seeing as I'm on a deadline — 18-year-old me was created from these #my9albums

When you suddenly realise Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel's Here Comes The Sun was the first version you knew. #notTOTP

Losing to this nonsensical Man Utd side was one of the low points of last season. Really took the shine off winning the league.

You know, Sky people, you can still give Man of the Match to Calvert-Lewin.

Great, Gromit’s going to ask you if you can name The Ramones’ albums. He’s going to tell you incessantly about Stevie Wonder’s golden run of seventies records, so you can’t listen to them anymore. He’s going to pretend to like Thelonious Monk. He’s going to scratch his chin to the Brand New Heavies.

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 4d ago

Gromit finally gets a voice … and it’s Martin Freeman

The latest edition of Record Collector Magazine is out now and it’s a pleasure to be in it celebrating variously compiled pop and all things NOW. #nowmusic #backtonow

Gamble's nicked the wig off the stag #CelebrityTraitorsUncloaked

Electribe 101's Electribal Memories is 36 today, which makes sense because I hear autumn when I play it. Specifically, dusk on Bristol's Cotham Hill in my first term at university. This is all heavy on my mind, with my daughter also in her first term at Manchester. I wonder if my parents worried.

I think this is my favourite album of 2026 (so far). And I didn't even like Avril Lavigne much the first time around.

Probably the last single I ever bought pissed in Tower Records, Piccadilly Circus, after pub closing time.

WHAT A FUCKING RECORD@whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 6d ago

30

Just an all-timer greatest "hits".

Quite the player, this Harry Kane. Three years ago no one had ever heard of him and now he's beating all these records.

Just had an email about Fujiya & Miyagi, the world's most 2006 band. Might pop a short-sleeved t-shirt over a long-sleeved t-shirt and have a listen.

An album entirely stained/enhanced in my memory by my then-girlfriend singing 🎵Oh, poor me, I'm so miserable🎵 over the top of most of it.

R.E.M.@remhq.bsky.social · 7d ago

Released on this day in 1992… share your favorite song in the comments.

Amazing. Hey, sometimes every word needs gouging out, but generally I like to write my writing myself. Seems fundamental.

Luke Turner@luketurner.bsky.social · last wk.

Dear writers, please do not use AI to write/help write your pitches, they arrive in my inbox absolutely honking of data centre, please please just have original ideas and work them up yourself else really, what is the fucking point of being a writer? Getting so many of these at the moment.

What if news outlets just chose not to report the impotent yelps of angry losers online? Just don't make it a story. So many stories about the "woke" Odyssey and then it became one of the biggest films of all time. QED, the whining doesn't matter. I like how Greta and Meryl seem to be laughing at it

The Associated Press@apnews.com · last wk.

Director Greta Gerwig's film adaptation from "The Chronicles of Narnia" is sparking controversy over casting of Meryl Streep to voice Aslan the divine lion in "Narnia: The Magician's Nephew."

I'll be honest, this isn't how I remember Risky Business. #Strictly

Croatia might have to start putting their faith in youth. Suker and Boban have barely had a touch, Prosinecki's throwing up on the halfway line.

All that hard talk from Amol in his dad's flying jacket. #CelebrityTraitors

WHO'S IN THE GLASTONBURY QUEUE?! LOL only joking boomers

Anyone got any nutritious, easy recipe suggestions for a cuisinally inexperienced 18-year-old who's been at university for a couple of weeks but appears to have been too embarrassed to cook in front of her flatmates?

Yes, it's 30% off all 33 1/3 titles in the #BackToSchool sale until 4 Oct. An unmissable opportunity to build up a collection of Faiths to rival mine. @3313books.bsky.social www.bloomsbury.com/uk/series/33...

Think I'll watch this tonight, misty-eyed, reflecting on the fairytale magic of their 'meteoric' rise.

Yes, it's 30% off all 33 1/3 titles in the #BackToSchool sale until 4 Oct. An unmissable opportunity to build up a collection of Faiths to rival mine. @3313books.bsky.social www.bloomsbury.com/uk/series/33...

New Channel 5 cosy crime strawberry-blond amateur detective just dropped.