Matthew J Elliott
@matthewjelliott.bsky.social
Award-winning scriptwriter, voice talent, contributor to RiffTrax, Big Finish, Imagination Theatre. Riffs on Patreon.
I'm very excited to reveal that the 'Mystery Title' is the 1994 film Shazaam, starring Sinbad! This has proven hard to locate, but I've seen the magnificent restoration job done on this copy by @rifftrax.com, and you will not be disappointed! It's exactly the way you remember it!
Chapter 129 of Detours in Time and Space, in which I chart the history and continuity of the official #DoctorWho spinoffs, is on Patreon now. For previous chapters, plus video comics and over 200 movie and TV riffs, become a subscriber! www.patreon.com/matthewjelli...
I'm Gonna Need Me to Focus Here. | Matthew J Elliott
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And another great ladies riff of another bad TV movie. I love when Bridget and Mary Jo do riffs like these! This definitely gave Mary Higgins Clark vibes, which makes sense since it was also filmed in Canada. @maryjopehl.bsky.social @matthewjelliott.bsky.social @longwall26.bsky.social
RiffTrax@rifftrax.com · 5d agoMurder! Fashion! CIRCUMSTANCE! Enter The Circle of Friends with Bridget and Mary Jo - new riff: www.rifftrax.com/circle-of-fr...
Weird how America got Fauci's diary before they got the Epstein Files.
How? I thought they drained the reflecting pool again.
The only problem I have with the Star Trek DS9 episode The Way of the Warrior is that when the Klingons pulled out of the Federation, they didn't call it 'Klegzit'. Ruined it, really.
The Roast of Anthony Fauci is almost as unfunny as the Kevin Hart one.
Someone should set up an account just for posting "memes from businesses trying to sound hip, cool and/or trendy" and then write a genuinely amusing book about it.
The riff for the 1970s cult Canadian supernatural soap opera Strange Paradise is on Patreon! For 200 more movie and TV riffs, plus video comics and my Doctor Who trivia book Detours in Time & Space, become a subscriber! www.patreon.com/matthewjelli...
Stone Door, What's That Secret You're Keepin'? | Matthew J Elliott
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The latest chapter of Detours in Time and Space, where I chart the history and continuity of the official Doctor Who spinoffs, is on Patreon now! For all previous chapters, plus video comics and over 200 movie and TV riffs, become a subscriber! www.patreon.com/matthewjelli...
Victoria But No Jamie | Matthew J Elliott
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Specifically because they knew you hate fun, and this seemed the best way to annoy you.
The trailer for the riff of the Star Trek Voyager episode The Cloud is on YouTube now! To hear the whole thing, plus 200 more riffs, video comics, and my Doctor Who trivia book Lost in Time and Space, become a subscriber! patreon.com/matthewjelliott youtu.be/pL0rrr78tME?...
TrekRiffs - The Cloud Act Two (Sample)
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Watching a compilation of Big Fat Quizzes, and seeing David Walliams for the first time in ages, I'm reminded of those two or three decades where we as a country were, for reasons unclear, collectively afraid of turning to one another and saying "I don't think he's funny, do you?"
It's the Vampirella/Stephen Colbert team-up we've all been waiting for!
Expect this to be the standard headline from now on: "PM Does Right Thing, But Critics Say Right Thing Isn't Right Enough."
The riff of the cult 1960s Canadian Supernatural soap opera Strange Paradise is on Patreon now! For over 200 more riffs, plus video comics and my Doctor Who trivia book Detours in Time and Space, become a subscriber! www.patreon.com/matthewjelli...
Andrew Scott Was Not the First Hot Priest | Matthew J Elliott
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I'm being put through so much pain at the moment, I think I must have been Donald Trump in a former life.
Woke to the sensation that I'd been pushed down several flights of stairs. I am in pain like I've never known before. Or, as the Long Covid community calls it, Tuesday.
Chapter 128 of Detours in Time and Space, in which I chart the history and continuity of the official Doctor Who spinoffs, is on Patreon now. For previous chapters, plus video comics and over 200 movie and TV riffs, become a subscriber! www.patreon.com/matthewjelli...
This Could be the Start of Something Big | Matthew J Elliott
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Weird how they began the final match of the World Cup with the closing ceremony, and the head of FIFA handing Argentina the trophy.
The trailer for the riff of the Star Trek: Voyager episode The Cloud is on YouTube now! To hear the full thing, plus over 200 more riffs, subscribe on Patreon! patreon.com/matthewjelliott youtu.be/KMaWyxeQ2L0?...
TrekRiffs: The Cloud Act One (Sample)
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Rewatching 'Airplane!', and I'm struck by the fact that everyone is so concerned about multiple cases of food poisoning, but nobody mentions the two passengers who have already taken their lives as a result of listening to Ted Striker's stories. Entire film ruined.
I suppose the reason we haven't had any Lee Majors/Farage mashups proclaiming Nigel 'The Five Million Pound Man' is because that might somehow make him appear heroic.
