Matthew Simmons

@matthewjsimmons.bsky.social

Neutral good hedge wizard. Orzhov with a Golgari chaser. I write about writing and games: https://matthewjsimmons.substack.com https://troublednecromancer.bandcamp.com/album/rushes

"You can't have hands in ads anymore. Remember the hands? The Country Crock ads with the hands? You can't have them anymore. The woke Democrats--I call them the Dumb-o-crats, dumb with a b--they took away your hands in ads. Only transgender hands now." --Trump, next week probably.

Didja do weird stuff in college? I did. Here's one. It's a zine called Blipvert that my buddy DanDan made, and we both worked on Issue #6 together after taking a road trip to The Garden of Eden in Lucas, KS. archive.org/details/Blip... Tell me about the weird stuff you did in college.

BlipVert #6 : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

BlipVert #6: BlipVert Goes On the Road with The Nurses! 20 page zine I published a humor zine, BlipVert, from 1991 to 1997. it was a collection of reprints...

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