Matthewせいじ
@matthewseiji.com
Matthew Seiji Burns is a writer and director who works on game-like things and other things. Author of the novel Process and the visual novel Eliza. https://www.tuneandfairweather.com/collections/process-a-novel
We appreciate the feedback from our community, and while we will continue to use the Pythagorean theorem to find the area of the square of the hypotenuse of a right triangle, from now on whenever we do so we will also purchase fava beans from a local farmers market
“The opposite of Comic Sans is–” You, a rube: Comic Serif Me, wise, placidly: Comic With
Neither Sun Tzu nor Clausewitz have much to say about becoming sexually obsessed with one’s enemy, which seems to happen quite a lot these days
I am from the future where intelligence is a cheap commodity. Everyone is soooo smart
Something I really appreciate about danmaku games is the thing where the moment you kill a boss, all of their bullshit dies with them. If only, right.
People type “sickos_haha_yes.jpg” in reply as though they rename and organize their images... a more realistic filename-based reaction would be f2fv5q4k6qxw2lrgcu5dg562.webp
This is really a post for Cohost. It’s a silly bit taken too far that wants riffing. It is not at home on a serious-faced clout chasing “platform” like Medium but I don’t have another place to put it.
Matthewせいじ@matthewseiji.com · last wk.Sure. Alright. medium.com/@matthewseij...
I cannot participate in the “weird accomplishments” prompt because I have never accomplished anything weird
A couple weeks ago I was riding Link light rail in the late morning and a wiry guy boarded carrying nothing except a quart of Signature Select vanilla ice cream. As the train started moving again he got a credit card out of his wallet and began to use it to shovel ice cream into his mouth
[thinking through the world timeline of France-England conflict and competition in order to make some kind of historically-based wisecrack] Yeah, I dunno. Whatever
I have a joke originally told to me by King Tantalus and I think you’ll agree he was really cooking with this one!
Karla Coals Zimonja@coals.northsky.social · 3w agoI came up with a joke about Hector but honestly it was kind of a drag
(more measured Talking Heads voice) Similar to how it sometimes was
After some careful study over the past few weeks I put together some failure scenarios for football (soccer): - Should have kicked ball, but didn’t - Should not have kicked ball, but did - Kicked ball, but ball didn’t go where it was supposed to There may be more but this is what I have so far
I am from the future where intelligence is a cheap commodity. Everyone is soooo smart
Everyone made fun of the Softbank goose that lays golden eggs presentation but you can see why such ideas may be novel in some circles
Lately, there’s been a lot of worry over game discs. But did you know there’s one disc that will never let you down? That’s right: I’m talking about Aten, the disc of the sun— the only god you’ll ever need to worship.
LinkedIn has a feature where you draw a squiggly line and then it says “You are smarter than 95% of CEOs”
In a metaphorical space slightly closer to reality, geese lay eggs that turn into more geese. But I know we are done with that sort of thing
PlayStation 4 Is All You Need. With a PS4 you can play Dark Souls, Dark Souls II, Dark Souls III, Bloodborne, Sekiro, Elden Ring, and even Armored Core VI. Maybe other games too
been thinking about just how much of @matthewseiji.com's writing/warnings/omens in eliza has been so quickly proven accurate, both emotionally and technically. if there's anyone i am hoping for a new visual novel from, honestly its a tie between @mammonmachine.bsky.social and him. please read eliza
