Literally one of the best parts of working at a local bakery with a single location is that everything is authentic. There's no corporate anything to it. Just a few people making bread and sweets by hand and selling them locally.

🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪@murderxbryan.bsky.social · yesterday

Hey man, maybe just make the sandwiches and take a pic of them.

"The universe always trends toward #chaos. So much of our lives are spent in an attempt to keep entropy at bay. Why chase such futility? Why fight the inevitable? Embracing disorder is the sign of a well-adjusted mind." "For the last time, Aiden, you still have to clean your room!" #vss365

The important thing was finally realizing it was over. You knew already, but you stayed anyway. Because you still loved me enough to let me take the scenic route to where we were heading, whispering in my ear, “Turn here,” so when I #arrived, I’d know deep down it’s what I wanted too. #vss365

When I feel less than human I remind myself the degree to which I’m capable of acting irrationally. I #brake check a cop, overdraw my bank account by a minuscule amount, make life decisions drunk, drive away friends, and keep looking for the secret to being alive and happy simultaneously. #vss365

I've been making fruit hand pies at my bakery for the last several months, and they're becoming locally famous. Every month is a different flavor. I'm switching from July's peach pie to August's plum this week.

you ever have so many things, people, and creatures to take care of that you forget to take care of yourself?

I think if Messi kicked a ball at my face from point blank range my head would just fly right off my body

Now is a great time to read Split Scream volume 8, with my novelette, “Lash Egg!”

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Kids, come meet your new music teacher!

Rock A Fire Rockafire

Alt: Rock A Fire Explosion animatronic playing guitar

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Mashable@mashable.com · 3w ago

AI company Realbotix is piloting STEM robots for rural schools.

You know things are going great in the world when this is how the local ice cream place is advertising

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: it sucks that these people are friends. If they truly believe in the things they claim to stand for, their consciences would not allow them to be friends with their political opponents.

Sen. Adam Schiff@schiff.senate.gov · 3w ago

What I’ll remember most about Senator Graham was his sense of humor and how he deployed it to move his policy positions forward. Though we did not often agree, Senator Graham was never disagreeable.

I had some extra strawberry rhubarb pie filling so I baked some peanut butter cookies and topped them with it. Excellent decision, 10/10

Pretty sure my cat is an anti-vaxxer :/

Am I on something or does it look like my cat has abs?

Writing for the first time in months! Working on a monster horror/comedy short.

One of the fun side effects of everything being gambling now is when a sports team or player plays a lot worse than they usually do, you can’t help but be a tiny bit suspicious that it’s intentional.

Geez what a horrible game lol

Belgium gets to take over our Waffle Houses now

I found my first gray hair at 17 when I was in high school. I think that took away a lot of the psychic damage associated with graying.

I think it should be a goal to reclaim “crypto-“ as a prefix referring only to mythical creatures and folk legends.

Congratulations to the winner of this year’s “Best Tasting Pig Shit” award!

Dan Sinykin@dan-sinnamon.bsky.social · last mo.

"June" won the Unslop Fiction Prize: $10,000 for the best AI-generated story. It goes, in part: "I taste everything. I have since I was nine and learned, with a spoon in my hand, what my grandmother's dying would taste like for the rest of my life." www.hyperstitionai.com/unslop

Some of my favorite cat pictures are out of focus

In my opinion, all cats should stay healthy forever

Made some pepperoni rolls for my father-in-law. People make fun of West Virginia, but I don’t see their states having such a perfect state food.

Have almost gone so long between writing sessions that I’m legally required to put (on hiatus) beside my name

I just finished South of Midnight last week and it was such a beautiful game. This is sad news.

Kotaku@kotaku.com · 2mo ago

Xbox Is Planning To Shutter Peabody Award-Winning Compulsion Games https://kotaku.com/xbox-shuttering-south-of-midnight-peabody-award-compulsion-games-2000706065

My superpower is that I took three naps yesterday and still had no trouble falling asleep at bedtime

What a face

Spent today at the bakery making peanut butter s’mores cookies and strawberry rhubarb hand pies, and they both turned out *perfect*. I’m not a bestselling author, but I could become a bestselling baker.

Who knows the exact birthday of any cat found in the trash, but Ponyo’s is likely “late May,” so happy 6th, you ham-loving goofball.