Catching up on House of the Dragon and discovering exactly how dirty the scriptwriters did my boy Sheepstealer:

Jesse Pinkman Screaming (Aaron Paul)

Alt: Jesse Pinkman screaming.

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For my Baltimore Bluesky folks: Know anyone looking for an adjunct teaching position? We're making moves here at Coppin State, so encourage them come join us on the west side of town!

Wendy Torres, Ed.D@techsnacks.bsky.social · 2d ago

Join Coppin! They are having an adjunct hiring fair this Saturday, August 8th, 10:00am-2:00pm.

Why does every Jay Caspian Kang headline these days make it seem like, at some point during his drafting process, he's the kind of individual who chuckles to himself like Seymour Skinner, thinking he's too clever by half because of some overwrought turn of phrase or ham-fisted idea?

Dan O’Sullivan@osullyville.bsky.social · 2d ago

Nope, nice try. Not doing this to myself. You'll have to kill my ass

Whoa, what?

Roger Cormier@themetsnewsletter.com · 2d ago

The Giants are close to acquiring Marcelo Meyer from the Red Sox for reliever Erik Miller, per Ken Rosenthal and Andrew Baggarly

Mike Elias trading Adley Rutschman within the division has to be considered a tenure-defining failure, right? The Pirates and Nationals at least won playoff games before Gerrit Cole and Bryce Harper left in free agency.

The president took on a vanity project, gave no-bid contracts to contractors who screwed it up, made up a story about vandals to cover it up, and then fomented a felony prosecution against an innocent scapegoat. You could impeach for anything he's done but "This asshole is out of control" is a layup

Roy Edroso@edroso.bsky.social · 5d ago

When you slow down and think about it you realize it's ten times worse than it seems. Sure it's farcical, but it's also a brutal legal attack on a man they knew to be innocent, done to distract from their own thievery and incompetence and as a flex to terrify anyone who might make them look bad.

french patrol to jean valjean french patrol to jean valjean take your loaf of bread and put your shackles on (two) french patrol to jean valjean (four, six, zero, one) his sentence ends, parole’s begun (two, four, six, zero) said the bishop “and may god’s love be with you” (one, run off)

Gotta start calling my beloved San Francisco Giants the Smalls because they're killin' me

Amanda Mull@amandamull.bsky.social · 6d ago

My bf is a Giants fan and this coming out one fact at a time over several hours last night was fun. “He was already injured and got hurt out drinking…on a scooter…which he crashed…into a truck? …a FIRE ENGINE? …IT RAN OVER HIS FOOT? HE DID THE SAME THING IN COLLEGE??” nypost.com/2026/07/31/s...

Love when I Save As a file in Microsoft Word and it gives me a "File Not Found" error when all I want is to save it to the cloud. Of course you can't find it. I haven't saved it in that folder yet.

In the "sequels better than the original" discussion, you gotta put Honey Nut Cheerios right at the top.

Today, in AI Sucks, Actually:

Steve Herman@newsguy.bsky.social · 6d ago

(Reuters) - A U.S. government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a State Department presentation at ‌a global conference in Brazil this week. www.reuters.com/world/africa/...

this is what they took from you

TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.

I'm sorry, what? Harvard is killing its writing center? HARVARD?!

Jane Rosenzweig@janerosenzweig.bsky.social · last wk.

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And remember.

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure: Be Excellent

Alt: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure: Be Excellent to each other

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Criterion Channel@criterionchannl.bsky.social · last wk.

Evening viewing recommendation? Watch BILL & TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE (1989)! It’s a totally bodacious odyssey when slacker SoCal teens Bill (@alexwinter.com) and Ted (Keanu Reeves)—in danger of failing their high school history report,

Immigration agents who descended on Los Angeles last summer referred to Latinos using slurs, according to body camera footage and text messages detailed in a court filing asking a federal judge to bar agents from making stops based on racial profiling. Read more: www.latimes.com/california/s...

What the

Codify Baseball@codifybaseball.bsky.social · 2w ago

Kerry Wood, Behind-The-Back Eephus 😮

Things are happening at Coppin State, y'all.

Baltimore Banner@thebaltimorebanner.com · 2w ago

The gamble behind Maryland’s most affordable university

Scientists have predicted that human linguistic diversity flourished between 3,000 and 1,000 years ago, before declining with the rise of multinational states and colonial expansion.

Scientists Uncover Lost ‘Golden Age’ of Languages That Ended 1,000 Years Ago

Scientists have predicted that human linguistic diversity flourished between 3,000 and 1,000 years ago, before declining with the rise of multinational states and colonial expansion.

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For my Baltimore Bluesky folks, the Hawaiian t-shirt is a hotly-sought item at Camden Yards tonight, and the West North Avenue Farmers Market debuts tomorrow. It's a good weekend out in the City.

Hey, remember when Angela Alsobrooks voted to confirm Sean Duffy as the Secretary of Transportation? That was a pretty terrible choice!

Darren Buck@bikepedantic.bsky.social · 2w ago

USDOT pulls down more bike lane web info, saying "This is a common sense approach despite the Left's belief that everyone should ride a bike to their shoebox-sized apartment to eat crickets to achieve a phony climate agenda." If you hate bike lanes, you ride with Trump. www.npr.org/2026/07/23/n...

Finished two different books yesterday. Reading really is FUNdamental!

I mean, this is basically an example of how prospect theory explains risk aversion, but I'm pretty sure the right answer, in this case, is to go for it.

YouGov@yougov.co.uk · 2w ago

If you had a choice between instantly receiving £50,000 or a 50% chance to win £1m, which would you pick? £50,000: 73% 50/50 chance of winning £1m: 21% yougov.com/en-gb/daily-...

Was it not enough to have to endure Pixels?

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · 2w ago

Atari Makes Universal Movie Deal For 10 Iconic Game Properties -Asteroids -Adventure -Berzerk -Breakout -Centipede -Crystal Castles -Millipede -Missile Command -Pong -Yars’ Revenge deadline.com/2026/07/atar...

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply

"This document is too tough to read! I need to get an AI to transcribe it" - foolish, decadent, a researcher unaware of the fragile beauty of the past "This tome is incomprehensible to me for now. I must study the ancient languages to learn its arcane secrets" - a wizened sage, their third eye open

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

🚨GLOVES OFF🚨 Tim and his ex duke it out on air. InfoWarriors, it's time to weigh in: who deserves that horse?