Matt Rudd

@mattrudd.bsky.social

Contributing editor and columnist at the Sunday Times. Occasional author, most recently, of Man Down. Patron of the Counselling Centre, a charity in the South East doing brilliant work in the mental health trenches (message me if you want more info)

For one day, I got to imagine what Ant & Dec & a Third Wheel would be like… the conversation was supposed to be about their new podcast but instead, we focused on the joy and horror of turning 50… their joy, my horror

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Must be hard enough to find a partner when you have an arm penis but being called the blob can't help "Also known as the blob octopus, they have eight arms - but in males one of the arms is also a reproductive organ that they attach to females when mating." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Mystery as remains of seven-arm deep-sea octopus wash up on beach

Arms from the rarely-seen species were discovered at an Aberdeenshire national nature reserve.

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Late contender for headline (and stand) of the year… so nice to read furniture that isn’t SEOed to death (unless search engines are now tuned to partner and bishop?)

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Ten years after building a 3,000-piece Lego Death Star with my kids (9, 7 and 2), I did it again. The kids were older, I was older… the Death Star was much, much bigger… The galactic task of building a 9,000-piece Lego Death Star www.thetimes.com/article/95eb...

The galactic task of building a 9,000-piece Lego Death Star

Ten years after building its little brother — a mere 3,000 pieces — Matt Rudd and his sons tackled Lego’s largest and most expensive set. Was the force with them?

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When I was nine, I devised a plan to meet Luke Skywalker… it was simple… I would become a journalist and then interview him… didn’t expect it to take 40 years but still…

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Friendly annual reminder to all A-level/GCSE students collecting exam results - if a photographer asks you to hold a piece of paper and jump in the air with delight, just say no.

Favourite story of the year… meeting the 81 - 81! - volunteers and seeing their combined decades of expertise put to work at the Tunbridge Wells repair cafe… My uplifting day at the repair café that fixes anything for free www.thetimes.com/article/d9f4...

My uplifting day at the repair café that fixes anything for free

Bags, blenders, antique clocks — if you name it, this army of volunteers in Tunbridge Wells can probably sort it with a smile and a story

thetimes.com

Goodness me, how depressing: The US government is spending $160,000 to burn nearly $10m of contraceptives rather than sell them to the UN to ship to poor nations, according to sources.

Anyone else getting a lot of "press releases" from "relaytheupdate.com", "signalthenews.com" or similar? Emails from alleged humans eg Jasmine, Sienna, Adriana, Iris, Lucille etc. Replies get bounced back. Repping companies such as Number 1 Plates, Ski Vertigo, Plumb World. Is this death by AI PR?

Tried watching Gladiator 2 last night but zzzzzz… is it just Gladiator but with fancier / worse fx? Is it just Game of Thrones with a fancier / worse story? Should I try again?

Child A is 16,000th in the queue for a driving test after logging into the DVLA at 6.00.02am one year after the transport minister said it was “unacceptable” that robot scalpers were snapping all the tests released each week. Should this be harder than Oasis tickets? Ridiculous