Matt Beany
@mattsawyer.bsky.social
Generally exasperated DMs only once we know each other a bit please :) Occasional NSFW Slaphead. ASD. Doctor Who. Train Driver. Homoxual. Large.
“NOT SO FAST THERE, FELLA” “Fella? I’m a woman!” “Sure you are mate. LETS SEE YOUR FANNY THEN” “Jesus fucking Christ this is humiliating.” “Yeh sorry about that. Had to give it the full on two fingers BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT MOLESTERS might be about”
Remember we used to ask cabs not to blast their horn when they arrive outside at 3am? Now they ring you on speaker phone even though you can see they’ve arrived on the app you booked them and paid them on. Or light up the street’s bedrooms like a UFO with these incomprehensibly bright new lights.
Has Trump ever tried to revive the orbital defence thing?
And yet somehow despite the more clement day, the window open all afternoon with a draught, and the blinds that supposedly repel heat, the bedroom is still hotter than hell.
Dear Matt, I thank you for your request to add electoral reform to the bill. Not going to. Bye, your MP. Same as last MP, at least this didn't tell me how FPTP produces strong government though...
Might just do different poses on my old phone collection every day. "Yes, Sawyer here, sell, buy buy! Bye bye!"
So Kliphy doesn't like me using GIFs with my name as a tag
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I wonder why Ian Berriman still isn't over here with his TOTP stuff?
I've got a tension in my head like I've blown up loads of balloons...can't seem to shake it.
After the heat, comes the winds, slamming all the fucking windows.
Plastic mugs with the white rim. The days when we thought plastic could replace everything.
Well I never expected a “whooper” in the Terry And June audience.
Oh June’s just found a love letter she said in her teenage years, she leaves it lying about, I can’t IMAGINE what’s going to happen.
I shall never understand someone being anti fascist, anti Brexit, pro human rights, furious about attacks on disability benefits, and pro Palestine…but then a transphobe.
I never thought I’d see relatively new low rise flats come down this soon. Relatively new is 50s/60s to me lol.
Quite like the idea of a retro side board for all my classic Knick knacks
#LoveAndCringe I'm sure when Robert Holmes wrote "green tinge" he didn't mean this. I've warmed to these enthusiastic extras jumping up and down with little on over the years though. Reminds me of Iceland football chants.
Random thought. Did the Doctor trigger the events of Midnight by goading the bus drivers into opening the shields just for a few moments?
Oh no not Raven. Series 6B wasn’t gonna be like this in my head.
The power to just relax guilt free, cos frankly it’s too warm to do anything anyway and I have to be up at 3.
