I’m quite upset about the Nadine Dorries news… not because I care, but because I’d managed to completely forget about her existence
Matt Charlton
@mattsee.bsky.social
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Dear streamers, if you’re going to force us to watch adverts again please make them as good as they were in the 90s
Oasis now collaborating with more brands than Lotus Biscoff
If you’re British stop saying ‘sophomore’ and if you’re anyone stop saying ‘chef’s kiss’
Very sad that I don’t get to do my yearly Masterchef joke anymore
Why does Disney+ interrupt the show you’re watching with an advert… for watching Disney+?
This was somehow much easier to process when it was the Tories doing it
Why do I get the feeling that this isn’t going to end well
I don’t see how mate it still fits on the wall doesn’t it
Trump Derangement Syndrome has the same initials as @thedailyshow.com …COINCIDENCE?!
Sure - add me on LinkedIn. See what flowers bloom from that worthwhile connection.
Do you go barefoot on planes or are you clinging on to that last shred of dignity?
Streaming services when travelling: Disney/ Netflix: There’s different stuff here but you’re welcome to it! Amazon: I mean we have *some* stuff I guess… Paramount: No.
Rubbing salt on my arms and legs so the mosquitoes biting me get high blood pressure
Someone described ‘Last One Laughing UK’ as being part of the 8 out of 10 Cats Cinematic Universe and I can’t stop thinking about it
You know what Met Gala theme would really fuck everyone up? Smart Casual.
Just a thought but should the next Pope be Jodie Whittaker
This is an especially convoluted game of Numberwang #geniusgame
When all the cardinals travel to Rome do they buy their plane tickets with a credit card or do the airlines accept Papal?
Writers: these guys are a good follow because sometimes they just give you money.
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I have some great news guys - my Temu discount has been successfully applied