Matt
@mattukernow.bsky.social
Arboriculturist in Cornwall. Mostly here for #TheArchers. You've been warned.
They sent Harrison. Nothing says not-taking-it-seriously like sending Harrison. #TheArchers
I refuse to believe Jim is contacting them by anything other than telegrams delivered by an urchin boy. #TheArchers
Just managed to stab myself in the face with a kitchen knife whilst making lunch for tomorrow, if anyone was wondering how my evening was going.
It defies belief that the tories need to be told this.
Josy B@josyb.bsky.social · 24h agoEx-MP urges Tories to drop candidate jailed for campaign of antisemitic abuse against her Luciana Berger says Joshua Bonehill-Paine should have no role in public life because of ‘his racism and his view of women’
"Someone's coming round to cut your toenails. Ed with the chainsaw." #TheArchers
"Grundy cider is a cool thing." This is a weird fucking child. #TheArchers
Stop fucking interfering, Kenton! If you want to do something useful, go and stab Bert to death. #TheArchers
Whilst trying to fix a picture frame I have accidentally super glued it to my hand. More on this breaking news as it develops.
Kenton going off on one about 'family'. Does he even remember his daughter's name? #TheArchers
Oh fuck off, Kenton. Toxic masculinity isn't a good look. #TheArchers
Just write the arrangements down and tell Jolene to go and fuck herself. #TheArchers
Why don't Jolene and Kenton adopt Harrison and dump Fallon? #TheArchers
"Did you take some photos of the ponies for greetings cards like I asked?" "Yep, made them look real sexy, just like you wanted." "Sorry, what?"
I know it's completely nonsensical but I'm just so impressed by the French children speaking French on the campsite we're on.
It's nice to see the Mercurys championing up and coming artists like Sir Paul McCartney. share.google/T2rgaPUPJ26D...
Paul McCartney becomes first-time nominee for Mercury prize, up against Olivia Dean, Dave and more
Big names including Raye and Suede go up against smaller artists such as Knats and Nia Archives for prestigious album award
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Radio Canada International@rci.bsky.social · 6d agoAstronomers and other groups are sounding the alarm about the project, citing numerous reasons, including the threat to species dependent on a pristine night sky, the threat to important astronomical research and more. ici.radio-canada.ca/rci/en/news/...
The Bert story is so unrealistic. He's presumably been a hateful old twat for decades but silently, so are we expected to believe that he hasn't been pushed down some stairs? #TheArchers
NO HE FUCKING DOESN'T DESERVE RESPECT, SUSAN, HE DESERVES A SHOVEL TO THE FACE #TheArchers
Oh I know, why don't they have a celebrity guest at the show, like they always fucking do? #TheArchers
