Matt 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱
@mattycarbs.bsky.social
Usask religious studies graduate. Riders/Leafs/Raptors/Liverpool FC/Packers/Cubs fan. Love cats more than most people. He/him
I survived the snow, everyone please clap
Woody Woodpecker Calls for Applause
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If you saw my picture from last night before it was deleted, no you didn’t 😂😅
Obi-Wan Kenobi and The Force
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Please: Got the apt, but i need to get the water turned on before my bb and I can move in. Please help. Deals on snap! Or tips? SC - nichole-riley Venmo riley-horne-14 linktr.ee/luciousri #blonde #onlyfansbabes #baddie #allnatural #nsfwsky #spicysky #spicysnap #milf #sellingcontent #share
All it takes to hook me is cute nails and cute nose. You have both and I am well and truly smitten 😅😂
Donald Duck is Smitten
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Age yourself with your childhood crush
Jennifer Love Hewitt Bra
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And I promise I need no more than a single invitation 🙂↕️
MemeStar NSFW@memestarnsfw.bsky.social · 5d ago
Current celeb crush is definitely Chaewon from Sserafim 🙂↕️🙂↕️
After spending the vast majority of the day yesterday at the ER, I would like to announce ⬇️😂
Dwight Schrute: I'm Not Dead
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Back at the emergency room again, it’s okay I didn’t need money anyway
Kermit The Frog Dancing from Sesame Street
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Like it truly doesn’t matter how much time/effort/desire/money/authenticity I put into this. It’s still gonna amount to the same result. So just move along
Woke up just incredibly disillusioned with myself and this account. Not really sure what is even the reason to keep it all going. Like I think I am actually making things worse in my own head
Apparently it is “unhinged” to ask people to sit on your face unprompted. Here I thought it was the offer of a lifetime, but hey their loss 🤷🏼♂️😂
Officially down 40 lbs today. Once I get hot you are all in trouble 😂
MAJOR TW AHEAD ‼️‼️ So it is domestic violence awareness month, and with the Cornell news I feel compelled to speak up. As a survivor of interpersonal violence, it is critical that we continue our work to ensure everyone is heard, helped, and hopefully someday protected from all forms of violence.
I miss when social media was just people looking to make friends. I’m not entirely sure what this is anymore. Just dudes looking for free sw that they should be paying for, and everyone else hustling. Should just name this bluemarketplace
I have come to the conclusion that I may in fact be the most unlucky person in the entire universe 🤦🏼♂️
It is the first day domestic violence awareness month. This month is particularly important for me, and i want everyone who may be struggling to know that you are not alone, and that you always have someone here in me, even to just silently acknowledge your existence and journey. 🫂
It’s my day off, I am bored as all heck, and I definitely think someone should come over, watch feel good tv, and then sit on my face. As friends of course 😅
✨ pls repost and share if you don’t mind✨ if anyone is willing to help me i’d appreciate it so much. i’ve gotten one donation the last few days but i’m holding onto hope. anything will help, my $$$ was stolen and i need groceries. my chime is $kiyannamonae my cashapp is $kiyannamonaeee 👒
So close to buying a VW bus and just becoming a travelling hippie. Look out friends I am coming to a town near you 😂
I wish that I was delusional and lacked understanding of consequences, man life would be so much easier that way
I can confirm that if you do this to me, you can have absolutely anything you want. It will be physically impossible for me to say no
Arria ☽@arriax.bsky.social · 2w agoGood boy~ letting me drain your cock all over yourself~~
Major TW ahead ❗️❗️‼️‼️ The pain that I am in tonight is making my anxiety and negative thoughts terrible and causing me to have major thoughts of wanting to unalive myself. So that’s a shit side effect of all this
Thought my pain was getting better, it’s absolutely not 😭. Someone should come take care of me, pretty please. 😩