Phoebe Juel
@mattycornfed.bsky.social
Intl Humanitarian Law, Ag Health and Safety, Public Health, Civil War History, Rabbits, and an Haiku or two. Unicorn, Pioneer, Catamount, Hawkeye. Exasperated/Exhausted Episcopalian. Holder of a Jeopardy! annuity
We're a couple of pressers away from him claiming that Minnesota killed the Minnesota soldier killed in Kuwait.
Q: Can you rule out that Iran is behind the water attacks? TRUMP: I don't think so. I think that Minnesota is behind it. You know who is behind it? Minnesota. Because they're grossly incompetent. I don't think there was an Iranian cyberattack. I think Minnesota ought to get its act together.
Well, the self-satisfied brigading assholes crew really outdid themselves on here today. Super.
I love Maytag Blue. Great stilton is life changing. So is a truly sharp cheddar. Aaaaaged gouda, like, crunchy gouda Manchego with green peppercorns in it Swedish Vasterbotten This German Hirtenkase that apparently isn't imported to the US anymore and which I will miss forever.
People on Bluesky sigh and talk about The Discourse as if it were something required of them instead of something they opt to partake in, day in and day out. You really don't have to. Post about your favorite cheese
Got my first weirdo "my hyper-personal issue is everyone's issue now" dude today. I feel like I'm a real bluesky-er now.
The magical thinking on the left regarding the ICC's scope and power is exhausting.
In a town where you could only get one station on the radio that played rock of any kind, 120 Minutes was like a transmission from another world. Heck of a week for GenX
120 MINUTES was an absolute oasis in pre-internet pop culture. So many bands that you could ONLY find there (TV-wise) became ubiquitous online later (and relatively recently). A pioneer. consequence.net/2026/07/dave...
Dang, between this and Bonnie Tyler it's a hard week for GenX. Emergency! is one of the big reasons I got an EMT certification.
RIP. An early-'70s crush with one of the all-time great names in TV. And yes, it was real. His actual name was Randy Mantooth, which is...just...impossible. I wonder if he ever got my fan letter. www.tvinsider.com/1274911/rand...
A substantial chunk of what's wrong in America today is hack culture infusing its way into everything. LLMs and AI crammed into everything? Hack Culture. Prediction markets? Hack culture. Picking candidates with no experience but the right vibes? Hack culture. A better world requires The Work.
This mealy-ass VA peach I just endured is a perfect metaphor for this mealy-ass semi quincentennial.
No PA peaches this year because of an April freeze, no new NPS Gettysburg battle walks this year because of a heat emergency. This summer is ass.
No one tell JD about the issues with Hillbilly Assimilation. He might feel compelled to write a book. washingtonmonthly.com/2023/08/27/t...
The Appalachian Trail
In the first half of the 20th century, 8 million poor rural whites fled the border states for Great Lakes cities. Brash and suspicious of government, they played an underappreciated role in the collap...
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Enjoy this article from a Minnesota newspaper in 1882 noting that Scandinavians love their home countries so much that it will take them generations to assimilate into America. www.loc.gov/resource/sn8...
Just once I want to someone to immediately follow up with, "And what, exactly, do you believe your job to be?"
REPORTER: Trump is not making life easier for you guys MIKE JOHNSON: I run a different branch of government. We're doing our job.
Bruno Kirby as Lt. Steven Hauk: 'I Know I'm Funny'
Alt: Bruno Kirby in Good Morning Vietnam as humorless dweeb Lt. Steven Hauk announcing: 'I Know I'm Funny' He is not funny.
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JD Vance: "I have seen some progressive criticisms of me saying, 'What experience does the VP have with hostile, high-stakes negotiations?' And I would point out that just two days ago I spent over an hour on The View. Joy Behar is way tougher than the Iranians."
Maybe they can add SuperSoakers filled with Brawndo, too.
Brooke Rollins says DHS wants to put "AI on drones" to detect screwworm
Just gonna leave this right here.
Welp *USDA CONFIRMS DEADLY SCREWWORM IN US CATTLE
Huh, It's a brief moment of being a cool kid, but I'll take it.
If I told you ten years ago all of the Jeopardy winners, doctors, lawyers, stat-focused sports nerds, and premium shitposters escaped Twitter on a pirate ship to a website that was completely inhospitable to Nazis and phrenologists……. I don’t know, man, I’d be pretty excited.
This military parade Trump is watching in Beijing... Reckon it's a 50-50 shot now that it inspires him to either order a ground invasion of Iran or demand US troops learn to goosestep. He's gonna want that flags every 5 feet on the roof thing, too.
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's Gate.
When will death come.
I will miss him terribly. He was the best little man.
I'm old enough to remember pre-OJ Trial CNN and while it wasn't perfect, it wasn't the thing people rightfully loathe today. CNN World Report spent 2 hours every week telling stories you couldn't see anywhere else in the US - food programs in west Africa, water issues in India, complex stuff... 1/
Prompts really are a window into the soul aren't they?
"Never hallucinate or make anything up." yes, you can just demand that the LLM not make errors that's definitely how the technology works
LBJ wielded power ruthlessly, current Democrats can't or won't. They think it's unseemly or the betrayal of some grand higher ideal. Outcry and Protests don't win, knowing where the levers of power are and how and when to pull them is how you win.
My theory is that liberals and the left have a "arc of history" view of things. The good will out; outcry and protests will win. You hear this in Dem rhetoric, like Cory Booker's refrain that Strom Thurmond didn't give black people voting rights, the civil rights movement did. (2/2)
I hope his nipples aren't chafing against his "Free Helicopter Rides" t-shirt.
yes (laudatory)