Matty
@mattyhayward.com
Ph.D — Natural Hazards 🌋⚒️ That lil dork London 🏳️🌈
Actually went hockey training and the endorphins are through the roof
In this week’s mundane news, the electronic shelf labels have arrived~
Finally a night not spent revising, preparing, planning or waiting 🙂↕️😮💨
Certainly an interesting method of marketing a new type of ring light
*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!
Yes, I do work occasionally (Not saying there needs to be a camera, but…)
This is the most tanned I’ve been in a decade+ (and yet I’m still Dulux Moon Shimmer colour)
I don’t think there’s ever been a clearer example of the British media bullying someone, who was so clearly vulnerable, to death so shamelessly in my lifetime for engagement and clicks And now we’ll have to watch the people that did it claim they’re shocked, and horrified Revolting
For perspective on how crazy it’s been lately, in England EVERY month since January has been at least +2.5°C warmer than the 1961-1990 average. The warmest year (recorded since 1659) was last year (+1.76°C)… we’re currently at +2.6°C so far in 2026..!
UK weather: Summer 2026 on course to be hottest on record, says Met Office
Only average conditions are needed for the remainder of August to break the record, which was set just last year.
bbc.co.uk