mattzog
@mattzog.bsky.social
I put the jism in neologism. https://soundcloud.com/sftlc he/they/dude
I am in this band and I approve this message. Gonna to advertise the only way I know how, to my 130 Internet friends to whom I would gladly send free MP3s anyway. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
new Shaolin Punk album, "The Future? Again?" will be out on streaming August 1 11 tracks of what i think is our best material
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho would be a step up
My eyes made watery by the media naivety of Husker Du's Turn On the News
I curse this world because, now, when I hear about a shooting with 3 people killed, my immediate reaction is relief that it wasn't more.
I recently ordered a Robert Anton Wilson book that I had never read from a used book store online. It arrived, signed in red ink, With the inscription "Hail Eris". I took a pic and got a t-shirt made and it arrived today and it's a small thing in a fucked up world, but it made me happy.
I often mix up Mother Jones and McSweeny's and will read the Mother Jones headline in a McSweeny-y idiom and be briefly very confused when I can't find the joke
There's no such thing as a "half sandwich". You have soup and a small sandwich. Cut that sandwich in two and you have two smaller sandwiches.