Silly me, I forgot to say, "bye, see you in a month or so " to the chatbots. K, bye.

You know what's over due? Dropping off of social media for a month. M'kay, bye guys. Have fun forgetting me after that 5 minute attention span clocks out.

I read the wiki summary of Capitan America: Winter Soldier to understand a reference and wooowwww do I not care. It's only 6 paragraphs long and it was homework. Much like football, I don't understand the appeal of super hero movies. There are 4 of these fucxing movies. Four!

I just wanna know if I'm remote viewing while I sleep and who or what I'm seeing through. Maybe my dreams are very milktoast now. Like wow, you showed me a projected picture of an anime character with a Baine mask thing. Is that really so novel? I was small and sitting to the right of the projector

My very first wooden comb. You see how some of the teeth are bigger than the others? That's because I wasn't exactly sure of what I was doing with a 50 year old jig saw.

How alert and astute is the good ol' U.S.? Well, an MI 5 agent could walk up to me, address me by name, hand me a plane ticket, and a full itinerary with plans for employment and the CIA would watch and ask, "but what does that REALLY mean?" and "no, you don't get it, that's a spy-op from Russia.".

I really want world leaders to give trump country specific "good boy coins". Make them like 5"diameter and plate them in gold. Add a little fidget toy aspect and he'll eat that shit up. He'll show up before meetings to get the newest participation troph-I mean Good Boy Coin. He loves only money.

And if you listen really closely, you can hear the screams of the whole city New York going fuxking nuts! As a tristate liver, I love that for them.

I need to start recording my dreams. They're not very deep or meaningful. It's like I'm seeing things through someone else's eyes which is just interesting.

Everyone, enjoy woodpeckers eating aphids off of some overgrown multiflora rose. It's invasive, but right now, it's a lunch rush.

I am not sure where this spoon came from. All I know is that I can use an adorable silver plated spoon. This is the closest I'll get to living fancy.

You've heard of spring cleaning, but who's ready for death cleaning?

Slowly planting plants in the lawn. If there's little to no lawn, that makes lawn care so much easier.

For those under government surveillance, they work in shifts. Most of them have 67 attention levels. I can guarantee you that there is at least one porn hub tab open that they view more often than whatever it is you are doing. It makes their reports very inaccurate, even with AI writing it for them.

I just had ta. It's like popping bubble wrap.

I was looking for a food scrap dropoff spot. A kid asked me if composting was like geocaching. I worry about this country.

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I understand why Nikola Tesla had such a weirdly specific diet. The mother fuxker had bad IBS from being under the unhinged, brain dead watch of the good old U. s. Of A.

I just wanna recycle T_T. I'm still gonna, but everything is so scattered I have to drive 1 1/2 hours to drop off food scraps. How are these states United when they can't even get their waste management united?!

I like that I can tell myself that things are ok. It's gotten to the point where my body swiftly reminds me that these are not good times and it's super done with my mind's "nah, man, it's all good." bullshit.

I often think back to the time I went to [EU country] and saw a face appear in the ceiling before I fell asleep. Just kinda rolled on my side and ignored it. Maybe I should have said, "hi" or "goodnight". How rude of me.

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Breaking news! Trimp says he super doesn't like Bondi. *Maybe 10 minutes later* Breaking news! Trimp has fired Bondi. Are the speed running this year?

I had an interesting spell check today. I wrote "wolloeing" a misspelling wallowing. With the context of complacency with the current events in the U.S.. The suggested correction was "counseling". Ok, well played, AI. That would be a more productive approach.

Printed media is just analog crumply screens. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

On this episode of "I Live in a Short Term Rental". Watch as I attempt to measure and bake something with a singular measuring spoon. A mug is a cup, right? It's only 16 tablespoons. This may take a while and may end in crepes.

When I first got a smart phone I used it as an extension of my long term and shortterm memory. Now it can think for itself. What a bizarre time to be alive.

Ever notice people who are slightly out of place? I keep going to the same grocery store around the same time. Today seemed different. Not the store, the people in the store. Just slightly different enough to be noticeable. This happened in [different state when I got ramen].

Guess who had to cancel two upcoming check-up appointments because I was in network and now I'm not? But don't worry, after calling, I can cancel one. Am I actually covered? I'll find out after the billing department checks it and I call my insurance directly to confirm that every nuance is in line.