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βπππππ ππππππ!!!π!!π
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WIP Confection of https://jamcat MDNI, pure lewd DNI Current main muse: Galaxy Man β pfp sourced officially
βHappy Pride Month!β Aw, look at him using his RGB light manipulation.
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βWha- huh? Star? Bunny hop?β He has many, many questions... but the main one happens to be: βWait! Who are you, exactly? I feel as though introductions are in order after all that. I'm Galaxy Man! And, uh, I just found this thing, honest! The Hop Star, huh..?β
γNCγ β...so THAT'S why my plating was chafing...β
[[NC]] βPretty sure itβs toxic.β
γNCγ βFume? I suppose swamp gas is a plausibility. But if so, it's worse than normal swamp gas.β
[[NC]] βWonder if that smell was some kind of fume.β
γNCγ βIt was muddy. And surprisingly smelly, even for a swamp.β
[[NC]] βYouβve been in it??β
β...does anybody else know what this thing is? Because I sure don't.β
γNCγ β...she scares me. And her swamp is yucky.β
[[NC]] Tron shrugs. βI just havenβt found her too annoying to chat with also she did save me from a Dark Witch. Yeah she threatens people a lot, she threatened to turn me into a mouse or a statue.β
γNCγ βOh. Okay! Why are you frenemies with the crazy lady, though? She threatened to scrap me...β
[[NC]] βIf you were fighting him against your will then Iβd say that doesnβt count.β
γNCγ βI got reprogrammed by Dr. Wily once. But I remember fighting Rock twice, I think. I'm not sure, everything is like a nebula before Dr. Light fixed me back then.β
[[NC]] βWhy did you two fight?β
γNCγ βNo, but we still hang out afterwards.β He's rather innocent, this one.
[[NC]] βRock doesnβt like being enemies with his siblings.β
γNCγ βYeah, like Rock.β That doesn't explain anything, Galaxy Man-
[[NC]] βWhat???β
γNCγ βOh.β βThat just sounds like me and my siblings-β There's a bit more to it than that, but he's not entirely wrong..?
[[NC]] βA frenemy is someone who you consider to be both a friend and an enemy. You can hang around them a lot and also try to attack them.β
βKirby...β The little space boy says the name with disdain, before a little beep could be heard, followed by another salute. βThank you for the warning, new friend! I'll be sure to keep a lookout for this scoundrel of the stars...β
"His name? Hm...." *Marx smirks behind his back before giving his new 'friend' the name of this so-called galactic menace...* "People across the galaxy know him... as ππ’π«ππ² π¨π ππ‘π ππππ«π¬..."
Galaxy Man balls his hands into fists, more ball-shaped than they already were, shaking one to the cosmos in rage. βWhat is his name? I have to add you AND him to my registry, so I know what's what out in the universe, not just the solar system!β Oh, no...
"Why that's very simple my friend! he hides under a web of lies! he pretends to be everyone's friend, then strikes when the iron is hot, blames the great king for every little thing gone wrong, and rushes back home to eat all the food he's stolen, before takin' a nap!" "Truly, a sick menace he is!"
He had him hooked as soon as he spun the lie about the Sun and Moon. His childlike wonder clashes with logic for a moment, but then, he remembers he's talking to a clown he met in space. βThat's- that IS criminal! How has nobody ever caught him if he's been such an- an intergalactic menace?!β
*"Ah! all according to plan," Marx thinks! Deciding to twist the lie further...* "Is him making the Sun and Moon fight one time a space crime in your optics? Or how about stealing EVERYONE'S food this one other time! He's the dastardliest space criminal alive! And get this! he's NEVER been caught!"
βPink creature?β The naΓ―ve Robot Master listens intently, fidgeting with one of his antennae. βHow, exactly? Was he also a spacefarer?β GASP- βIs he a space CRIMINAL..?β
"But of course! for instance, I happened to meet this pink creature this one time, calls himself Kirby..." *Oh boy, he sure can't wait to twist up a lie about this puffball...* "I thought he was all buddy-buddy an' all... but then he turned out to be a reeeeeal jerk! a menace at that!"
βUniverse? Golly, I wish I could do that! But I have a job to do... an important one, at that! Rockets need me to launch- and that's a fact!β β...I am a little jealous, though. You must meet a lot of interesting people...β
"Funny... space clown?" *The jester chuckled... this Galaxy Man fellow was quite hilarious, and perhaps he'd be quite gullible as well...* "I'm Marx, I travel the universe to... make new friends! many friends even!"
Cue an embarrassingly hi-pitched scream, before turning to the visitor with a few blinks and a salute. βHowdy! I'm just stargazing right now. I missed my chance to parlay with the space station, so I'm more or less marooned unless I want to burn up in the atmosphere!β βI'm Galaxy Man! Whatβ γ
*Suddenly, a visitor from outer space! some kinda... alien jester?* "Hey hey heeeeey space fella! And what are you doin' around here?"
He's currently orbiting the moon. He was actually calculating some trajectories and paths up here, but he missed the space station's last cycle. So he's just stargazing now.
He's currently orbiting the moon. He was actually calculating some trajectories and paths up here, but he missed the space station's last cycle. So he's just stargazing now.
jamcat Anyway, uh, funny spaceman. Peer into the void with him.
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jamcat I didn't really want to comment on it because I'm exasperated atp, but honestly I think the bulk of people shifting off back to hellsite bettered everyone's spaces, theirs included. I wish no negativity towards anyone here. I just want to write the fun/silly fictions with friends, dude. </3
βBig brother, you of all people should know the sun and the moon aren't actually all that close to each other. Ergo, why would they ever actually be a couple?β Ah, never change, space-boy. Never change.
βWhat about the Sun and the Moon?~βπ
βThe cutest couple are the Earth and the Moon.β
A chrome toaster is not what the world needs. Not when that toaster could sooner be the next step in space travel. βO- okay! I will! Thank you, Rock! I- I really appreciate it!β The eyes on his screen have turned in to caret symbols, making him look like a smiling calculator. [ ^^ ]
βThatβs odd..β Either way, the blue bomber let out a sigh of relief.. thank goodness he was okay. The last thing he needed was his little bro turned into a toaster or something- Rock patted Galaxyβs head gently as he chuckled to himself. βWell your nightmare is over!- Just stay by me and things
Goodness, no! At least not that Galaxy Man would admit. βAhah... well, yeah. You could say that. First I woke up in a junkyard, which really freaked me out, and then I flew away and crash landed in a swamp...β βI've had a long day.β
Thank goodness heβs able to get all that. He didnβt talk too long, did he?! Meeeh, probably not. Rock did wonder one thing though. βYou bet! Though, it does seem kinda weird that youβre all busted up. We fixed you up after that Wily incident, You.. got yourself stuck somewhere again, lilβ bro?β
Holy, and here Galaxy Man thought HE could go on forever. He has to wonder which of them could go on longer about their respective interests after this... βUh- sure! It sounds like you know your stuff! And, I mean, you're Mega Man! What can't you do if you put your mind to it?β
βHm..β π‘! βI could fix you up! Iβve seen Dr. Light do maintenance on some of the others, I might be able to fix you up just off of seeing him do it- I know it involves a bunch of.. screwdrivers, some equipment do hickeys, some loud noises- some-β
βYou got it, big bro! I'll keep practicing, so that I can be like you if I need to be!β D'aw... βBut, uh, I should probably see someone about maintenance first... I still feel stiff in the joints, and I'm afraid it might be rust... I'm too young to rust!β
βWell, donβt let that discourage you from fighting when you have to. Black Holes as weapons can be really reliable when you have a clear strategy. You can be really dangerous and a formidable fighter if you think it through since theyβre like hungry little purple traps! Youβll be fine!β
jamcat I'm not exactly 100% right now, but I CAN provide Galaxy Man being a space goober. I imagine him acting a bit younger considering his DLN number, despite his intellect in regards to space travel.