Maximilian Uriarte
@max.terminallance.com
I’m Max. Bestselling author, artist, animator and creator of Terminal Lance! Burrito connoisseur. One in a milian.
Spotted at the San Francisco Pride parade the gayest flag of them all 🏳️🌈
Give me a status update on Gay Marine Corps.
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I think back to my time in the Corps and I remember how incredibly stupid it was that it was considered illegal to be gay. Not only that, but there was no shortage of ignorant, scared men defending th...
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Similar to the Australian Possum vs the American Meth Rat (opossum).
ex-Lethality Jane@lethalityjane.bsky.social · 5mo agoI was an adult when I first saw a picture of a British robin and what do you mean Mary Lennox saw the bird on the left and not the one on the right when she was looking for the key to The Secret Garden. What the fuck is that fucking thing.
So pumped to see MGS4 finally free of its PS3 prison. Absolute peak video games.
Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · 6mo agoMetal Gear Solid Master Collection Vol. 2 announced- MGS4 + Peace Walker out August 27th
Everybody please send me your leave requests ASAP so I can deny them before the weekend
Giving thanks this year to all the Lance Corporals of the Marine Corps for keeping it real. 🦃
Mfs will really complain that Avatar is “derivative” and then tell you to watch 17 mafia movies with the same actors in it
Happy Birthday, Marines! Insane what one night of binge drinking in Philly can accomplish.
I've always just wanted to be a dead body on Law & Order. Like, the guy that gets killed at the beginning of the episode and then Ice T is like "his nipples have been removed and shoved in his anus. I guess someone thought he liked it rough."
ex-Lethality Jane@lethalityjane.bsky.social · 9mo agoDoes anyone else have a dream minor character role for a play or musical. Like, three scenes or less level minor. Because mine is Fruma Sarah in Fiddler on the Roof.
On a course of antibiotics for a sinus infection. Any recs for restaurants with poor health ratings I should try?
So we need like 17 nuclear reactors to power chatGPT emails and slop art that is still not up to the level of human brains running purely on coffee and dreams. What am I missing here?
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No greater aura than immediately after doing some WORK and being covered in dirt, sweat and decked out in your gear. Soak it up. Get a photo for your Tinder profile. 🥵
I feel like people are waiting for me to have some important insight into this whole shit show we are in. I don't. Nothing I can say is anything everyone else isn't already saying.
Today, I watched my friend, Marine Sgt. Matthew Moores (ret.), receive his Purple Heart for wounds received in action on September 8, 2013 in Afghanistan. Afterwards, he laid a wreath on Gen. George Washington’s tomb. His citation is signed by Marine Commandant Gen. Eric Smith.
“Tar-man” from The Return of the Living Dead (1986), watercolor on paper, 15x11” Like many kids that grew up in the 90’s, I watched this hard-R rated movie way too young and it remains a staple of my top horror films. #watercolor #art #horror #returnOfTheLivingDead
Praying that the Panama meteor alien wipes us out before the rapture. 🙌😩
If the rapture happens this week, Uber drivers that drive with the air turned off are definitely getting left behind.
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Testing out some ink on paper techniques with Pentel brush pens today
9/11 is always a weird day for me because I feel obligated to say something even over 20 years later. As a millennial and GWOT veteran it was such a huge and impactful event in our lives and the entire world, but I also feel like we are truly in a whole new era at this point.
Me: So, long story short, we are primates that evolved on a wet rock orbiting a ball of nuclear explosions and we made up literally all the rules ourselves within the last 2000 years, but you do have to finish your mac and cheese before you can watch TV My 4 year old: …
