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Sir Maximus the Himbo

@maxalot.bsky.social

HELLO. MY NAME IS MAX. I AM A RAGDOLL MANX. I AM BIG AND DUMB. WHAT IS AN INTERNET.

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Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · last wk.

I LIKE TO ASK FOR UPPIES. MOM AND DAD ALWAYS GIVE ME UPPIES.

🍂 Seven Swanson 🍂@sevenswanson.bsky.social · last wk.

every day I hold him like toddler

a picture of me holding a big fluffy mound of a cat with its ears back. I’m softly smiling.

Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · last wk.

ZZZZZZZZZZ.

a big fluffy cat on the back of a chair, asleep.

Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 2w ago

IT’S HARD WORK TO BE THIS CUTE.

a big fluffy cat asleep on the back of a chair.

Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 2w ago

I DON’T WANNA WAKE UP. FIVE MORE MINUTES.

a fluffy cat asleep on his back, wrapped up in a blanket, his back legs fully extended so he looks extra long

Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 2w ago

MOM TOOK THIS AND SAID I LOOK CUTE. I THINK I LOOK LIKE A DOOFUS.

a fluffy cat with no tail, lying on his back with a weird posture, his ears back and paws all over the place

Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 2w ago

MOM SAYS IT’S SPOOKY MONTH. SO I’M TRYING TO BE SPOOKY. DID IT WORK?

a fluffy cat on a stool hiding behind an open door, looking out to the right of the camera.

Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 2w ago

I HAVE BEEN ABSENT. MOM WAS WORKING HARD AFTER SPENDING A WEEK WITH ME. AND SHE HOGGED THE PHONE. BUT I’M BACK.

a fluffy cat only visible by tabletop lamp light. his pink nose is next to the lamp.

the same cat who is now sniffing the inside of the lamp.

the cat looks up from the lamp with a dark look in his gaze, half his face hid in shadow.

the same cat leans up. almost his entire face is shrouded in shadow, except for one eye, which reflects evilly and menacingly.

Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 3w ago

MY OLDEST SISTER IS SO SLEEPY. GET UP, LILLY. I WANT TO PLAY!

a tabby cat in a cat bed, sleeping peacefully

the same tabby cat in the cat bed, but now she’s looking at the camera, her eyes half-closed in a contented look

Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 3w ago

GETTING VERY SLEEPY. TIME FOR MY FOURTH NAP OF THE DAY.

a fluffy cat on a couch sleeping on his side with the visible front paw tucked, one back paw falling off the couch, and one back paw pulled slightly in towards him. the last paw has the pink toe beans facing the camera.

Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 3w ago

MY SISTER WAS DOING A TOASTER INSPECTION. SHE IS VERY BRAVE. I AM TERRIFIED OF THE TOASTER.

a gray shorthaired cat stands on a stove and counter, her neck stretched out impossibly long as she stares at something off-camera.

Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 3w ago

I LOVE CATNIP I LOVE CATNIP I LOVE CATNIP ILOVECATNIP

Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 4w ago

WHAT. WHY ARE YOU STARING. SOMETHING IN MY FUR?

a big fluffy tailless cat stretched all the way out on a bed with pumpkin-patterned sheets. his front paws are fully extended in front of him, and his back paws are fully extended behind him.

Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 4w ago

MOM HAS BEEN HOME THIS WEEK. AND LOOKS KINDA SICK. DAD IS TAKING CARE OF HER. I AM TAKING CARE OF HER TOO.

a very regal-looking fluffy cat on the end of the back of a chair.

Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · 4w ago

MOM SAYS IT'S SPOOKY SEASON. SO I, MAXIMUS, WILL GO AS THE SCARIEST THING I CAN IMAGINE. MINIMUS.

Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · last mo.

phoebe here again. i am really happy. when i am happy my tail gets really fluffy. i guess max doesn’t have that option.

a fluffy gray tail that is half poofed-out.

a really fluffy gray tail on a cat wandering a bathroom counter.

Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · last mo.

MOM HAD TO CLEAN MY BUTT TODAY. BECAUSE I POOPED MY PANTS. SOMETIMES I GET ANXIOUS, AND MY TUMMY HURTS. MOM TAKES CARE OF ME THOUGH.

a fluffy tailless cat hiding in a cat tunnel.

Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · last mo.

my name is phoebe. my little brother kept saying stuff on here. so i wanted to see what all the fuss was about. who are all these strangers. sounds scary.

a small gray cat’s head, taken from below. her nose is gray and eyes are green and wide with curiosity.

same cat, a little zoomed out so you can see a person’s forehead. the cat is still curious and her eyes are dilated.

same gray cat but the photo is from the side not the bottom. her ears are back and she’s looking off-camera with less curiosity.

Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · last mo.

Goblin training. 💪🏻 Photo from my collection, no date/info.

Black and white photo of a young white woman playing with a cat that is climbing precariously up the back of a wooden chair.

Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · last mo.

GOOD MORNING. MOM IS MAKING MY BIG SISTER EAT WITH ME. I LOVE MY BIG SISTER. I WAS SO HAPPY I ASKED DAD FOR UPPIES.

a fluffy cat and a tabby cat eating side by side on top of a dresser.

big fluffy cat in a man’s arms, the cat’s front paws reaching down his back.

Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · last mo.

MOM GAVE ME FLEA MEDS. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE HER. HOW DARE SHE CARE ABOUT MY WELL-BEING. WHY IS THERE AN BEING IN THE WELL ANYWAY.

a fluffy cat vigorously licking himself with his ears back.

Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · last mo.

MOM PLAYED WITH ME YESTERDAY. SO SHE SLEPT IN. I DID TOO. I WAS SO SLEEPY I FORGOT HOW TO USE MY TUNNEL.

a fluffy cat sitting under a 3-opening tunnel, not in it.

Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · last mo.

MOM DIDN’T PLAY WITH ME MUCH YESTERDAY. SO I MADE SURE TO WAKE HER UP BY CHEWING ON HER HAIR. AND KNOCKING EVERYTHING OFF THE NIGHTSTAND. I EVEN STARTED TO KNOCK OVER MY FULL WATER DISH. I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG. I JUST WANTED TO PLAY. AT 3AM.

a big fluffy cat on the back of a loveseat, his paws delicately placed in front of him like a gentleman, and his ears back like something rude was said

Billy, Garry, Orville @billythecat.bsky.social · last mo.

A Comfortable Man!!

Billy the brown tabby cat is asleep on his back on the top shelf in the wardrobe. Only his tail and his back legs can be seen, with his pink and black beans high in the air.

Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · last mo.

I WANT TO VISIT MY FRIEND. BUT MOM SAYS WHEN I GO OUTSIDE I “FREAK OUT” AND “JUST HIDE UNDER THE CAR” AND “GET ALL DIRTY”. AND “YOU DON’T LIKE IT OUT THERE, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HATE IT EVERY TIME.” I DON’T KNOW WHY THAT MEANS I CAN’T GO OUTSIDE THOUGH.

a fluffy cat pawing at a window where a gray tabby cat sits on the other side

the fluffy cat at a higher elevation, pawing at the window still, and the gray tabby cat is out of focus on a table outside.

same as last pic, but cat looks out the window with his ears back.

Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · last mo.

HELLO. I AM TIRED FROM THE HORRORS OF HAVING MY CLAWS CLIPPED. TIME TO RELAX. SO I SPLOOT.

Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · last mo.

I VOLUNTEER AS A SISTER INSPECTOR. MY OLDEST SISTER WAS ACTING VERY STRANGE DURING MY FIRST INSPECTION. WITH MY MIDDLE SISTER’S TIP I WAS ABLE TO DIAGNOSE HER WITH A CASE OF THE ZOOMIES.

a big fluffy cat is visible, mostly just his rear end, but he is looking at a chunky shorthair tabby cat walking past.

the big fluffy cat is facing the camera bit looking at something off-screen. in the background is a little gray cat on a counter looking at the same thing.

the tabby cat from earlier, her tail whipping so furiously that it’s a blur, is upside-down, gripping a ratty chair’s arm.

Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · last mo.

MOM HAS LOTS OF NICKNAMES FOR ME. SHE CALLS ME LITTLE MAN. AND BOOGER. THE MOST. WHAT’S AN BOOGER. ?

Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · last mo.

I AM KING OF THE TUNNEL. NONE SHALL PASS. UNLESS THEY HAVE A TREAT. THEN YOU CAN PASS.

a floofy cat sits in a cat tunnel opening that is facing the camera. he is looking off-camera, and his paws are tucked so you can’t see them.

same cat but a little closer and on-center. he’s still looking off-camera.

Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · last mo.

MOM WANTED TO FILM ME HAVING SOME FUN. SO I DECIDED TO SHOW OFF. WHEEEEEEEEE. !!!!!!!

Sir Maximus the Himbo @maxalot.bsky.social · last mo.

GOOD MORNING. MOM AND DAD LEFT FOR A LONG TIME YESTERDAY. THEY SAID THEY WERE GOING TO PLAY “DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.” I DUNNO WHAT THAT IS. BUT MY HOUSE FELT LIKE A DUNGEON AS I WAITED FOR THEM TO COME HOME. AND THE TIME WAS DRAGGING. SO MAYBE I PLAYED DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS TOO.

a cat tunnel with three ends, and a fluffy tailless cat butt sticking out of one of them.