Guy named “McIntosh” is suspicious of bananas.
onion person@junlper.beer · 23h agosuspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile
Horse girl, but for trains
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I like my dogs, but I miss my best friend. I like sports, but don’t root for ownership groups. I dislike the police state.
onion person@junlper.beer · 23h ago
Oh great they’re covering him like ESPN covers Jalen Hurts.
Politico@politico.com · 13h agoProgressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted
They could always sign up to give comment at a public meeting.
The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · 19h agoNew York City’s business elites are long accustomed to direct access to City Hall, where even Democratic mayors felt the need to court the city’s wealthiest and most influential corporate leaders. That access is getting shredded by Mayor Zohran Mamdani.
Man, $60 million can't even buy a Senate primary today, the economy is cooked.
The Browns qb room is basically a microcosm for the two party system: One is a sex pest on the worst contract in history, the other is entitled and gets/expects acclaim for doing the bare minimum. Meanwhile, the fans suffer because the team’s owners are greedy and have no interest in team success.
ICE must be destroyed 🏳️⚧️🏴@miawong.bsky.social · yesterdayAm i doing extremely bad? Yes. Am i doing bad enough to listen to a podcast about the Browns rebuild? No Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
On the bright side, we have also learned these missiles are pretty damn useless.
CNBC@cnbc.com · yesterdayU.S. has used 'virtually all' of its long-range precision missiles during Iran war: Reuters
Best NFL game of all time and it went for 20 bucks! It was a budget title!
Elizabeth Picciuto@epicciuto.bsky.social · 2d agoWhat is your favorite example of when the cheap version of a product is legit better than the expensive one?
This just in: USA Today explains how taxes work. Next week we’ll discuss risk pools and insurance.
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
Republicans: Government should be all corruption, no services 👿 Centrist Democrats: Government should be half corruption, half services 🥺👉👈 Chad Leftists: Government should be no corruption, only services 🛼
Better Things Are Possible@internethippo.bsky.social · 3d agoWatched a multi-acre fire break out before my very eyes and then watched a bunch of helicopters show up and put it out. Government was a good idea, it should do more things like that instead of evil and corruption
Literally 99% of people who have been or counseled or just known someone who was abused: “uh…. yes?” This is the most narcissistic abuser defense of all time. And these people believe it: They think because someone does something for them afterwards, whatever they did couldn’t have been bad.
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 3d agoRep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"
Sure, but consider Exxon-Mobil’s market cap. The truth must be somewhere in the middle!
Skokie and the ACLU broke people’s brains. It’s not YOUR job to defend people from the consequences of their anti-social actions. Even if you agree with the court protecting the rights of Nazis, that doesn’t mean YOU need to protect them. A public drubbing can actually do a lot of good.
Bumblejack@bumblejack.bsky.social · 4d agoWhy am I awake at 3am? I'm processing what I saw today: I saw libs literally form a human shield around a nazi who crashed the anti-Bovino rally. Then I saw a crowd of over-dressed nazis who paid $50 to sit in a muddy tent in a nazi's back yard im Greenfield, IN to see Greg Bovino speak.
This must be fake news! America’s Hero #1 fighter Gavin Newsom doing something shitty???
Michelle Hsieh Faints While Looking at Phone
Alt: Michelle Hsieh Faints While Looking at Phone
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David Dayen@ddayen.bsky.social · 5d agoYou're not going to believe this but Gavin Newsom is taking the side of capital over workers. In this case it's tricky because he's backing the very MAGA allies his cosplaying X account claims he's fighting. www.wsj.com/business/med...
Free tip for teachers: Don't describe your proposed course outline as "syllabussy" unless you want to have a conversation with your younger coworkers.
The last line is a chefs kiss in lack of awareness of what you’re implying. Worth listening to the whole thing.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6d agoHoly shit! Jim Jordan is reduced to stammering when Kasie Hunt presses him on why he continues to support Max Miller despite credible allegations that he abused his ex-wife and toddler daughter
Sobbing, despondent: there’s always next year
Climatologist49@climatologist49.bsky.social · last wk.It's going to be a close call, but it now appears more likely than not that July 2026 will be the warmest month on record in the Contiguous U.S. As of today, we are essentially tied with July 1936 and July 2012. 🔥
vote blue no matter who tho (as long as it’s not a progressive)
brent sewer socialist🚰🌹@therealbrent.bsky.social · 7d agoThis is absolutely insane, imagine if a progressive elected official was refusing to support Haley Stevens if she won! You’d never hear the end of it. Centrists are the ones who are dividing the Democratic Party with their Islamophobia and purity tests.
when every celebrity with a Philly connection tries showing up to a LeBron Sixers game after being Lakers/Knicks fans for the past decade
The US would have won this war if physical reality was totally different lol
C-SPAN is replaying historical Lindsey Graham speeches all day today in case someone you know finished last in their fantasy football league and still needs to be punished for it
Dems rn: "And they're hanging their stockings!" he snarled with a sneer, "Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!" Then he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming, "I MUST find some way to stop Christmas from coming!"
The Grinch: Hate, Hate, Hate, Double Hate!
ALT: The Grinch: Hate, Hate, Hate, Double Hate!
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Christopher Webb@cwebbonline.com · last wk.DSA platform 🔴Eliminate the U.S. Senate 🔴Replace the presidency and Supreme Court 🔴Public ownership of major corporations 🔴Abolish police and prisons 🔴Defund the Pentagon 🔴Tax the wealthy to expand public ownership 🔴Prosecute U.S. and Israeli leaders over Gaza 2/3
I mean theyre going to attempt to paint tepid liberalism as radical Stalinism anyway you may as well shoot for the stars
I’m entirely serious that I don’t understand anymore if “losing billions of dollars” means anything. Is $38b a lot? Is the war costing $1b a day a lot? All of the “million” “billion” “trillion” talk has broken my comprehension since my life is “$5 for Doritos is too much, that’s a gallon of gas.”
And this is why it’s not about inviting women into the ruling class, it’s about dismantling the ruling class and replacing it with a democratic working class.
Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin@ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · last wk.I remember when this woman was held up as a champion of womens success and feminist ambition.