>be me >open reddit (mistake) >look in DMs (worse mistake) >"how often do you think about fucking yourself?" Homie, just cause you're correct doesn't mean you're right
Maxine m. / VFMADDSUB231PD 🏳️⚧️🐪
@maxine-m.bsky.social
My Vuvu ♥️♥️ MDNI🔞 If I offend you, I didn't mean it, please tell me Flaggurl 4 lyfe #flagmanband Italiano / Inglese E 2025-05-13 Prog 2026-05-21 🏳️⚧️Software programmer, guitarist, massive nerd, really stupid I autoblock ai art accounts
All day I can think about nothing except for my love The world has so caringly given me the perfect woman to be with, only to cruelly place her a 5 hour flight away I will break all boundaries just to be with her
Your honor, the defendant was sucking my tits, she's clearly innocent
I'm in the car with my dad and we're listening to Arjen Lucassen songs and suddenly came on his song "Shaggathon" about having lots of sex... Ok
Can't believe that my girlfriend is gay, you're telling me all those times we were lovingly making out, sharing our feelings, confessing our love and being in each other's embrace is because she is romantically attracted to me I'm shook her lips do taste so good though, so she is forgiven
Accidentally gave myself the worst diarrhea I've ever had🐪👍
I be sit at pharmacy if some friends can please helps me I is need 35.17$
FihScape: old school, the story of the lesbian fihs
We were making out and there was an invisible perverted MannStrudel watching us??
Yeah, I kissed her again, and again, and again, and each time sweeter than the last, and I'll do it again
Schnee🏳️⚧️@schnee5050.bsky.social · 3w agoCan confirm, I saw her being gay She did things like kissing a woman, and even worse, thinking lesbian thoughts! Thats so gay!
Holy shit I've got the gock line, huhhhh?
Grinda 🏳️⚧️🔞@grindagoat.bsky.social · last mo.Putting on my little sex ed teacher outfit to remind people that a fairly large amount of trans women develop a broad, darkly pigmented line down their urethra and the center of their balls. It looks like this! I've still NEVER seen any artist add this to any picture of girl cock
Chat help, my girlfriend destroyed the glue cube, what do I do? 😿
- Age: 23 - Gender: woman - Sexuality: bisexual, I think, might be lesbian atp - Height: ~170 - Eyes: brown - Fav Food: soft serve scrambled eggs - Fav Drink: water - Fav Game: Rayman 3 - Fav film: kung fury - Fav show: invincible - Fav animal: racoon
Vivian Lee 🏳️⚧️@vivian-lee.bsky.social · 4w ago- Age: 25 - Gender: trans girl - Sexuality: poly - Height: 5’9” - Eyes: blue - Fav Food: pepperoni pizza - Fav Drink: mountain dew pitch black - Fav Game: Bioshock 2 - Fav film: Lucy - Fav show: legend of the seeker - Fav animal: spotted hyena
The set of all homosexualities between 2 vector spaces
she told me to get off my high horse i said bitch i AM the high horse
Chat, help, my girlfriend is making me gay 😭🐪
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🎃 Spooky Gally 🎃@gall4had.bsky.social · last mo.If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
