Maxjes

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Chairman for The Committee to Bring Butternut Donuts out of New England Designer on VIBEO GAEMS Terrible Takes are Mine Alone

From what I can tell second hand from folks posting, new fire emblem did some three houses theming to get funding and then decided to just sprint completely into left field with the money? Hell yeah brother

I can’t believe the next Destiny 2 expansion was going to have a dungeon in the shuttered hostile architecture McDonald’s Under the L

[Lodi from Destiny 2 talking to the player on the Star Wars themed Mars] It's dangerous. And worst part is I know exactly where it is. Adams and Wabash. It's under Chicago.[Red Letter Media Review of Rogue One] I clapped when I saw them too! l clapped because I know CHICAGO!

It’s like, yeah I love Evil (1) Women (2). Especially when they are irredeemable (3) (1) Slightly Mean (2) Conventionally Attractive but slightly goth (3) lightly bully me in a manner that shows they care

Putting a marker down for Mahvel Tokon, I think Phoenix Cyclops is going to be a proper high power cosmic team since right now it's just Starlord chilling with Spidey. Spitballing: Thanos, Thor, Annihilus, Nova, Ultron, Silver Surfer, Adam Warlock, any Gunn Trilogy GOTG member but probably Gamora.

User was blocked for this post: hilarious, mostly anonymous, a showcase of the beautiful minds that post on this here hellsite. User with this profile was blocked: an exercise in imagining someone’s wrongs instead of actual wrongs, reddit roastme level quips, I don’t need to see that ugly AI avi.

Staring obliquely at Day 4 of QuantHaus drama (There’s a reality show idea, put all these nerds in one big brother building and do quant physical challenges!) Idk man, every economic downturn in US history was precipitated by the smart folks claiming the data was fine and the line was going up.

MCU feels like thrice warmed over leftovers yes, but the important thing is that nobody knows how to do light and color inside Disney anymore. [Key and Peele Movie Hecklers Voice] “PUT SOME INFORMATION IN THE FRAME BITCH”

Always order too much Indian food because the day after you will go “man I wish it was yesterday when I had butter chicken” and lo, Chrono-Thaumaturge you are, so it will be. [This post was sponsored by the Caucasian love of Butter Chicken]

Guys we don’t need textual and photographic evidence of Twitter accounts named “Ptolemy Of The West” melting down over The Odyssey. We know they’re buttmad and so classically illiterate they couldn’t tell Diogenes from Bophedes.

Marvel really need to reprint this Omni and then include the 14 or so Eternals issues that lead into it for the full experience. [Slaps modern binding] I saw the size of the AVX Omni, I know this bad boy can fit those in there.

Tom Ewing@tomewing.bsky.social · 3w ago

#EventsDearBoy 21. A.X.E.: JUDGMENT DAY (Marvel, 2022) The chief Eternal starts a war of choice with mutant homeland Krakoa to shore up a fragile political position; Tony Stark decides to stop it by building a God. Things get philosophical. This should probably not be your first ever Big 2 event.