Val and Vel's size difference is so funny. How are they fitting in the same car?
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Moved here from @Maxormillie on twitter! Maximilian. 20s. Go by Max or Millie. I am a tumblr user at heart, but alas, no penis there. He/Him A lotta PolyVees porn mostly. 18+ ACCOUNT. Minors DNI 🔞
Vincent Whittman was playing unicorn to half of the baltimore population tell me about it
Got a question for the fellow Vox claspers enthusiasts: How does he piss?
#staticdoll drunk makeouts is what I'm thinking. I think they should explore their weirdass bodies tipsy af and bluetooth sync to each other
I met an Italian girl at the bar today who didnt speak any Spanish & I dont speak Italian but I swear we had a whole conversation. I spoke spanish in a Mario voice & she understood me. Then she would speak Italian in a Speedy gonzales voice & I understood. Language is beautiful. Anyway, #Valangel
day 6 - medical evils featuring body modifications alastor is getting his first piercing, isn't that nice :) CW dubcon #ddvoxalweek26 #radiostatic
Using this to hard launch my favorite wlw Velvette ship. Vel thinks it's forcefemme, Al's not sure why he's into it. They're terrible to each other #Radiodoll
Mixing work and pleasure… and hugs and kisses 💕 #staticmoth #voxval #hazbinhotelvalentino #vox #hazbinhotel
Basically #Valastor and #RadioDoll are super underrated. I think Val and him should make snuff films together and I think Vel could crack that egg 🫵🏳️⚧️
MaxOrMillie🔞@maxormillie.bsky.social · last wk.Alastor joining the Vees AUs are actually so important to me. He needs to join the polycule and make things even weirder.
Val and Alastor could make absolutely depraved collabs together. Let him guest direct a snuff film, Val. I hope it's weird af
The fact that we've seen both Val and Vox practically naked. That means they need to show us Vel naked. That's how feminism works
I just think “little fish, big pond” weatherboy Vincent should have extra reasons to want to off his news anchor coworker. 😌 #hazbinhotel #vincentwhittman
Finally get to post my #Radiostatic comic from @debergerac.bsky.social's Alastor anthology! Teaching an old deer new tricks. 3/7, more pages tomorrow
Also I spent two hours reading about evil ways companies can use your data for chapter 2 of the staticdoll fic. That should be done sometime next month :)
I've been doing some clothing studies because I'm bad at drawing clothes and I turned one of them into Vel porn. Stay tuned... (tonight or tomorrow..)
Val was there too 📹 #hazbinhotelvalentino #sparepartsAU
Alastor is constantly speaking in the 1930s equivalent of Youtuber voice and the only reason it's not obnoxious is because it isn't currently the 1930s. I know that when he was talking like that back then people were thinking "jfc this fake ass bitch. We're at a bar, turn that shit off"
🔞🦋📺 how to handle arguments with your business partner #valvox #staticmoth
All work and no play makes Vox a dull boy. #valvel #polyvees #thevees #velvette #valentino
I know 666 News is all over the goetia divorce. They're doing that owl like princess diana
It's hard to believe that there was a TV overlord before a Film overlord. So I'm just choosing to believe that the OG Film overlord was eliminated by Alastor, leaving a vacuum for decades, and Vox eventually just gives Val the position the way an old ceo gives his young trophy wife a board seat
Aquarium accident victims stuck in hell with the guy who got them all killed now watching that same guy build a giant death laser like this isn't a pattern:
MaxOrMillie🔞@maxormillie.bsky.social · 3w agoI do like the theory of some VoxTek employees being the cult members that died with Vincent. But that's also extremely funny that they stuck by him all these decades. They saw him through the Alastor crush? The break up? When he met Val? When he met Vel? That's so embarrassing sbbdjsnd