Everyday I use my fucking head to break rock walls. And for what?? A lemon, if I'm lucky.

Putting out early feelers for casting I'll be doing in Sept/Oct for 4 characters: - Vietnamese, female - East African (other African regions ok but East would be precise), any gender - Irish, male - and the last one's weird but I'd love to hear from streamers who got acting chops

just purchased a higher capacity SSD in the year 2026 cuz i really need more storage

Man Shows Empty Wallet

Alt: A man opens his wallet to reveal it's empty, the camera then cuts to his face with an expression of silent resignation.

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sorry I'm normal MaxPoetic again

moreover, I will free myself

it's one thing to have had your entire future walled off from you but it's another to have them also be trying to do this to your present you know?

MaxPoetic@maxpoetic.online · 23h ago

hope everyone appreciates the energy and effort I'm putting into not having a nuclear crash out about the fact that the UK is once again fucking with my ability to transition on this here 2am on the fifth of August year of our lord two-thousand and twenty-six

hope everyone appreciates the energy and effort I'm putting into not having a nuclear crash out about the fact that the UK is once again fucking with my ability to transition on this here 2am on the fifth of August year of our lord two-thousand and twenty-six

yir blatantly just not me nan

if it were still the fashion of the time, there would be a newgrounds porn parody game called Big Wank already

is there a blogging platform that isnt evil or will i just have to basically learn to make my own site

still fucking sick might just watch a billion movies

I met my best friend 5 years ago yesterday and since then she has become an immovable part of my life and embedded herself so firmly into my heart that it has left an imprint only she can fill I love u @zoomizoomi.bsky.social and I hope I'll see you again soon 🥹

with books im not reading i dont really mind giving them away or selling them because i figure if i really wanna read it that bad again i'll be able to buy it pretty cheap somewhere but then with videogames you just actually cant do that anymore so i end up with a really bloated hoard

this Brand New Day patter has made me aware that in addition to Tom Holland realising that he had been struggling with alcoholism and managing to become sober, he founded a range of alcohol free beer and managed to get it placement in the movie cuz ig he just runs sony now he's kind of a legend icl

rereading Harrow The Ninth and being a Knower really shines a light on just how completely and utterly fucked Harrow's brain is because even being a Knower doesn't even make the scenes make more sense

everyone's always asking "Manager MaxPoetic, can I fuck the Voxer cardboard cutout?" and I'm like buddy, they won't even let ME fuck the cardboard cutout!

but yeah idk when I'll be able to stream again because low-key i sound like bass boosted gravel rn but hopefully later this week it'll be possible 🥹

got a cold but it took until like Saturday night to start showing which means I may have gotten it on my flight back this sucks bc it means I went to the cinema while carrying smth without knowing and it also means my voice just won't be normal again til like Thursday at least AUUUGHHH

it is a small thing in the grand scheme but one of the few trends I'm really happy to see in the world is that people are actually going to the movies again. I love going to da movies. everyone come to da movies with me :)

does anyone know how to eat a burger without it falling out of the other end is there a secret technique surely an american has innovated a way to do this

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I frickin luv da movies

it's genuinely one of the best they really did make an actual fucking movie

I fwickin love Spider-Man :D

going to see that new Spider-Man today with the parents and they've been up since like 7am watching all of the previous Tom Holland ones to prepare why do my gen X parents have more of a nerd impulse than I do I dont even remember what happened in No Way Home

there's a lot of characters I don't like but I've never disliked a character so bad that I just don't wanna engage with anything involving them and I think it's a bit odd that there's such a tendency to do this among fan spaces like the whole "I kill Astarion/Gale/Laezel every playthrough" thing

videogames have so many Welsh characters that are also very blue

im literally just autofilling into whatever roll and i havent lost yet are you guys quite alright

people in LoL classic surrender like it's 1865 in the Southern US bro I think i've right clicked a nexus maybe twice in these games

any yous inty avocados n that