Max Sloan
@maxsloan.blog
Wide-eyed nightmare haver, sports(ish) blogger and editor at Tar Heel Blog, occasionally accidentally earnest online App-uh-LATCH-in
DeBoer fixin' to wind up at a pig farm somewhere outside of Tuscaloosa
new crj AND new fire emblem this week? insufferable dorks are EATING (it's me, i'm insufferable dorks)
wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
hey i just wanna try something out real quick UNC Head Coach Lane Kiffin
hey gang, setting aside the obvious, do we reckon it ought to be "too many chicken and dumplings" or "too much chicken and dumplings"
the conference room i'm sitting in for this work call is just...subtly vibrating? i feel like i'm losing it (even more than usual)
"holy shit they're never gonna believe what the score of the oregon game is"
#USOpen fans celebrating when shown on the board during Coco Gauff's interview
pure professional already grinding tape for next year's draft
What a play by Jamari Johnson. Great adjustment and balance, then the strength to get into the end zone….whew.
what the fuck is the noise that plays when ESPN+ games are on commercial break
I regret to inform you that Appalachian State TE Darrin Fugitt's name isn't pronounced the funny way
intrusive thought of a doctor diagnosing you with rabies to the Farmers Insurance jingle
Dowell you gotta give up on the visor, bud, that bald spot is getting TORCHED
YOUR Appalachian State Mountaineers are picking up right where they left off (turning over the ball in the red zone)
We've gotten both Song 2 and Hot In Herre as bumpers today, we are so back