I have once again busted balls in the Mediterranean

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I loved Yesteryear

I love vacation

I spent my birthday attending a wedding. Got to wear a silly dress and drink for free, 10/10, cannot recommend enough.

I will never use AI to write for me and I will never ever ever ever stop using em dashes.

Manisha Krishnan@manishakrishnan.bsky.social · last wk.

Authors and journalists are doing more first-person (hello 2010s blogging) and embracing "mistakes" in writing to prove they're not chatbots. There's even an “anti-Grammarly" app that leaves in typos and signs off "sent from my iPhone" to create more authenticity: www.wired.com/story/more-t...

Leaving on vacation tomorrow. I'll be out of office attending a wedding and celebrating my own birthday in various foreign countries until the 10th. If you would like to celebrate my birthday, now is a great time to send travel funds and/or shop my wishlist. 🎉🎂

this weather is a sweat fetishist's DREAM, it's not even that hot out yet I am dripping

Who sent me the graphic novel, underwear, and pullman pan? I couldn't find a note and I want to say thank you!

Imagine being allowed to suck on my heels in this position.

ISO a man with a debilitating fear of clowns to terrorize

It’s actually kinda wild that I live a life where I bust balls basically every day and I would be so annoyed if I couldn’t do that

I am lying around in bed chatting with the perverts in my phone and we’re all having a great time.

Reminder!

Maya Midnight@mayamidnight.bsky.social · 2w ago

My birthday really snuck up on me this year. It's August 1st, which is very soon, and I will be out of the country for it enjoying a lovely vacation. Send your gifts and money ahead of time while I'm around to thank you! www.amazon.com/gp/registry/...

I love zebra print and kicking balls

I can’t wait to bust balls in the Mediterranean again ❤️💦

My birthday really snuck up on me this year. It's August 1st, which is very soon, and I will be out of the country for it enjoying a lovely vacation. Send your gifts and money ahead of time while I'm around to thank you! www.amazon.com/gp/registry/...

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Everyone say thank you to the hypnotized simp who sent me this workout set, which I will use to make him even weaker and more hypnotized.

something extra fun about brutally torturing someone while it thunders and pours outside 💦

I’ve been on a huge Indian food kick lately. What are your favorite spots in NYC and what do you order there? 👀 (I have already been to Dhamaka and eaten the goat testicles.)

Suffering for me is an honor. Let's discuss: linktr.ee/msmayamidnight

I am not a healer or a therapist. I just really love kicking balls. Any emotional healing that results from me kicking you in the nuts is a happy accident.

put a vial of my piss on your altar so i know its real

I swam my face off and (mostly) dodged the rain

Currently available on my platforms to tell you all about the deliciously cruel ways I would hurt you. linktr.ee/msmayamidnight

There are few things I love more than a deli that is also a taco place

Rocked up to the dungeon in my stinkiest shoes yesterday 😈

Would be hot to have vagina dentata

Would you rather kiss my feet or take my kicks?

It's rainy and I sprained my ankle so I guess today is the day I answer all your emails and hang out online. Send presents to make my ankle heal faster.