Delivery mango coconut sticky rice is the tits
Mx Mayhem Mai (they/them)
@mayhemmai.bsky.social
🔞 🌉 🏳️🌈 ⚧️ 🏳️⚧️ San Francisco non-binary trans multipurpose professional meanie pants https://AllMyLinks.com/MxMayhemMai
Round booty genetics + a year of powerlifting ...my first powerlifting competition is on Saturday 😱
On Wednesdays we wear pink, and you, my dear, wear leather and steel.
I never thought I'd become (1) a gym bro much less someone who (2) goes to a powerlifting gym or (3) competes in powerlifting meets but here we are.
Good job surviving Dore Alley and Monday. May your drop be gentle and your week be easy.
Thank you for the new floggers, and you're welcome for breaking them in on your sweaty hide.
SEX/SCENE is coming to San Francisco on Saturday, August 1st 9:00pm Featuring films by... (see next post!) 🎟️ Get earlybird tickets before July 20th to save 15% with code BLUSH15. See you at the Roxie! roxie.com/film/blush-s...
BLUSH San Francisco PornFilmFestival: Sex/Scene
Followed by a post-screening filmmaker talk with artists Polly Bombshell and Mx Mayhem Mai, and Polly Eurethane, moderated by festival director Shine Louise Houston. Doors open at 8:30 PM…
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San Francisco Pride was a wild chaotic blur ...and I wouldn't have it any other way
This foot rest and snack table should be you
While on a date and walking downtown, I saw a woman wearing these sandals and asked her about them. Thank you to my lovely date for surprising me with the exact sandals, in my size (size 7)!
Delicious birthday dinner with delicious company
I wasn't consistent with my testosterone during my birthday trip, and yesterday I had my first session with my new personal trainer. The shirt I wore yesterday DOES smell sweaty, but it's a DIFFERENT smell. It almost smells like boob sweat...? Anyone else experience this??
Bacchinal Buffet at Caesar's Palace birthday dinner was delicious
Some of my favorite phrases: 1..Put it on the room. 2. It's already taken care of. 3. I'll take both. ...It's been a fantastic birthday trip so far
Arrived in Vegas late last night for a birthday gift: a weekend at Aria. Breakfast then pool then lunch then pedicures then shopping then
Me: What should I wear to the vampire rave? Them: Your usual works pretty well My usual:
WHOMST AMONG YOU IS SEIZING THIS DELICIOUS OPPORTUNITY?
Emberlyn ✈️ Dallas • Sept 17-19@emberlynslade.com · 3mo agoI got my brows and lashes done yesterday, they look so cute! 🥰 Make time to see me soon? 😉
It's my birth month, and I love being spoiled. Current fave is this very thuddy toy from Agreeable Agony, one of many items in a gift bag from a couple very sweet dears 🥰
Seems like a good time to remind my hotel-going frendz on here that no matter what an email says, the only safe way to act on it is to close your email client, manually navigate to the site claiming to have an urgent update for you, and logging in to it using your password manager's autofill button.
Andrew Couts@couts.bsky.social · 3mo agoNEW: Criminals are stealing real hotel and vacation rental booking details to target travelers with spear-phishing attacks. @mattburgess1.bsky.social reports: www.wired.com/story/hundre...
The irony of accidentally being off my adhd meds because I kept forgetting to reorder them 🤡
I've been told I have unusually strong toes: grip strength, flexibility, and dexterity. Maybe I'll start making more feet content this summer 🤔
TOMORROW! 🔥Scene Survival Skills + Impact Jam w/ @mayhemmai.bsky.social Queer, trans, and BIPOC folks: use code friendofmayhem for discounted tickets! tinyurl.com/mayhemjam ⛓️ Don't miss it!
Queer, trans, and BIPOC folks: use code friendofmayhem for discounted tickets! tinyurl.com/mayhemjam ⛓️ This is the only class I teach from the bottom! For the demo I'll describe pain processing tips as I use them during a very spicy whipping scene. Don't miss it!
KinkStore SF Events@kinkstoreevents.bsky.social · 3mo ago🔥 Scene Survival Skills + Impact Jam w/ @mayhemmai.bsky.social Live demo of pain processing, followed by a supervised open dungeon to practice & play. Beginner-friendly, no partner needed. 🦠COVID-safe play encouraged. Please test. 📅 Fri, May 29 • 8–11:30PM 🎟️ tinyurl.com/mayhemjam (NOTAFLOF)
Taking a break while bartending the lesbian doll orgy to smoke a j and call my mom to say happy mother's day 💀
"At first glance, it looks like it might be impressive, but then you have to remember he's short." Damn girl, preach.
🔥Scene Survival Skills + Impact Jam w/ @mayhemmai.bsky.social Live demo of pain processing, followed by a supervised open dungeon to practice & play. Beginner-friendly, no partner needed. 🦠 COVID-safe play encouraged. Please test before attending. 📅 Fri, May 29 • 8–11:30PM 🎟️ tinyurl.com/mayhemjam