May

@mayisatk.bsky.social

Usually AFK. She/her. 28. British.

Chat I finally have a dog again after losing my beautiful girl in Jan. His name is Rusty and he's five and we rescued him yesterday and he's perfect!!!

A light tan coloured mix breed terrier dog sitting on my sisters lap in the car on our way home

Just spent 3hrs and £20 to make it to a dog's trust to be able to look at dogs to adopt, only for my mum to refuse to look at or ask about any dogs. Love wasting my time.

I am actually fuming. They've been testing the fire alarm and it's been running for 30mins already. Constant. Blaring. And they just expect us to keep working like nothing is happening, as if it's normal/safe/legal to work in these conditions without prior notice and ear protection given upfront.

This guy really needs to sort his insides out because I don't know how much longer I can sit here listening to him constantly burping and belching. It's driving me insane.

Just got back to London and stepping off the train was like stepping off a plane into a tropical country what the actual FUCK. I only went up north a bit but the difference is insane 😭😭

After two days at Alton Towers I can confirm that there are way too many CHILDREN wearing booty shorts with their ass cheeks hanging out and I was very disturbed.

I have the 3rd most common spelling of my first name, so I'm used to people spelling it wrong. But if you are emailing me or messaging me on teams where my name is RIGHT in front of your face WHY are you spelling it wrong. This woman spells my name differently every time she messages me 🤦🏽‍♀️

The company I work for: Hey guys look, we bought ice for you guys to use in this exceptional heat Also the company I work for: *locks the freezer*

My department manager gave us a 9min heads up that she was calling a meeting (very typical of her, no consideration of other people's time) but then in the meeting she announced she's leaving and omg I could jump for joy

I caved and made a 30+hour long playlist of old kpop songs just so I can feel something again and somehow with it shuffled it managed to play EXOs Thunder (Korean version) and then EXOs Thunder (Chinese version) back to back and it caught me so off guard.

This random regular employee has set their email signature to 'unofficial specialist and manager'. The second hand embarrassment omgggg. How are you saying that with your full chest

I will NEVER understand how guys can just be chilling with their ass hanging out of their trousers. Do you not feel the breeze??? Are you not embarrassed?? You are showing your buttcrack to poor unsuspecting people

The people that design phone updates clearly aren't neuro divergent because otherwise they wouldn't just randomly change the look of system apps and other features. There was literally no reason to change the look of the calculator or clock apps etc. WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO MEEE

Back to work tomorrow (in 9hrs, I should props go to sleep) and in the last hour I have cut my nose, sliced my finger and managed to step on something that hurt. I think this is a sign

Why is it, in the big year of 2026 so many companies can't grasp that people might have hypens or apostrophes in their names. I just got told my surname is invalid. It's literally MY name.

Watched a bunch of tomodachi life clips and hearing the American accents is so weird to me, no wonder everyone was confused when Joe's version was British

My company does a big anonymous feedback survey every year and reading the results have honestly been such a good laugh. The results usually aren't amazing but this year it's TERRIBLE. Even across the country

I miss the days when people held phones up to their ears to talk, you know, like how phones are supposed to work. WHY DOES EVERYONE USE SPEAKER NOWADAYS IT'S SO JARRING. I don't want to hear a strangers voice crackling through shitty audio on loud speaker and hurting my poor, sensitive ears ;-;

I cannot deal with people just messaging 'hello' on teams. I'm not doing 'hello, how are you? My name is' over multiple days and shifts when you could just message me what you want straight away