Hello friend👋. I’ve been thinking about you and wondering how you are. Peyton? Maggaroo,? Are all y’all OK? I wanted to tell you about a railroad joke but I lost my Train of thought. Hahaha 😂
Maylee The Rescue Pup
@mayleepup.bsky.social
I was rescued during the COVID Pandemic and I sure am glad! I LOVE my human pawrents and all my anipals NO POLITICS PLEASE. I want a happy place to spend my time.
Good thing I learned things like geometry at school rather than doing my banking and taxes! It’s coming in handy this parallelogram season! Ugh. Anyone else unprepared to do their own taxes?
I’ve been thinking 🤔… If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic 🤷♀️
Sweet baby Kita, 2007 to 11-05-2024. Run free my special girl. In my heart forever 💔💔💔😿😇
Snuggles with momma ❤️🐶❤️. Did you know that she was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but she’s turned herself around! Just joking 🙃😂😂Happy weekend pals! ❤️🐶❤️
It hasn’t rained in so long and it’s been so hot that our creek dried up! I’ve never seen that happen. 🥵
Have you tried synonym rolls? They’re like Grammar used to make! Hahaha, JK, noun of them are edible, hard on the colon . I’m done, Period!
I’ve learned something new, Koalas aren’t actually bears! Yep, they don’t meet the Koalafications…🐨❤️🐨
If you meet a fibbing cat, be careful! He could be a Lion 🦁. Get it, lying? 🤥 oh my Dogness. Happy #TOT ❤️🐶❤️
Do you know what to call a Dad who doesn’t tell Dad Jokes? A Faux Pa!!! Hahaha 😂 ❤️🐶❤️
My momma brushed me, stuck me in a baff, gave me a pawdicure and let me out to roll in the grass. She doesn’t make sense but she’s happy.
If you crossed a dyslexic, an insomniac and an agnostic you’d have someone who lays awake at night wondering if there’s a Dog. ❤️🐶❤️
Hey, hi there. Do you know which language Santa speaks at work? North Polish! Get it? Hahaha I’m cracking pup 😁😆🤭🙈❤️🐶
I had a fabulous 4th Birthday 🎂 and we’re going to celebrate again once mom is home! Yay meee ❤️🐶❤️🎁❤️🎂🎉🥳
I tore my advent calendar off the wall and ate all the treatos out of it. I felt so stuffed after gobbling down 20 days worth all at once. 😂🤫😈😵💫
Hello from my tiny cat sister, Kita. She hopes you have a fabulous day but also, remember to take it easy and enjoy the moment. ❤️😽❤️🐶❤️🐶❤️😽❤️
I managed to get a whole pile of chopped chiggin while counter surfing! mommas fault for leaving it unattended and in my reach 🤤😋Not guilty! I did get a scolding. Totally worth it! 😄
I hope your Thanksgiving day was as good as mine, hanging out with my fambly 😃😋🥰❤️🐶❤️🐶❤️🐶❤️
Hi fwends, Do you know what to call a fat pumpkin? It’s a plumpkin! Hoooowl, it cracked me pup!
Do you know what little Sweet Potatoes 🍠 wear to bed? They wear their YAMMIES! BOL!!! Hahaha, so cute, huh? 🤭
Have you heard that it may rain on Turkey Day? That would be Fowl weather! Hahaha
Bane was sad so I gave him a kiss and made it all better! ❤️🐶❤️😽❤️
