real life cyberpunk is less glowy fun neons and more cheap ugly old tech dysfunctionning while fucking up extremely sensitive data and putting the cops on your back every once in a while

Micah Lee@micahflee.com · 3d ago

This Flock camera is running obsolete, end-of-life software. - It's on Android 8.1, released in 2017, support ended in 2021 - It's on Android patch level 2018-06-5 - It's running Linux 3.18, released in 2017 This shit is like 8 or 9 years old, and full of vulnerabilities.

idk who that mallorn is but i shall be proud to carry his seed 🥜

i love these old mods it’s always something so tame it could end up on a billboard with an aesthetic hbo could produce a whole series about and the description is ALWAYS terribly humble

Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️@sharkabytes.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Give a Thrill to Your Old Doom: Adult DOOM. (1994)

Not ready to give up the sundresses.. do you like my tattoos? 🌱♥️ #natural #september ~

ready ‼️ for ‼️ battle ‼️ ⚔️

the Middle-earth Labeler@middleearth.quest · 2w ago

⚔️ the proud legions of Gondor have challenged ⚔️ the hill-clans of Dunland to battle at a wind-scoured ridge. The winner will be decided at 12:30pm UTC.

Not ready to give up the sundresses.. do you like my tattoos? 🌱♥️ #natural #september ~

yearning for someone to hold my hand while we watch lain

Im having a very pink hair, cosplay, soft vibes, gaming end of summer thank you 🌸

i love my little character 😭🫶

the Middle-earth Labeler@middleearth.quest · 2w ago

War is coming to @middleearth.quest and @rpg.actor is outfitting everyone for battle! ⚔️ Log into rpg.actor and create a character to unlock items based on your role and standing in this game. 💍 20 items available, including the One Ring. 👀

@bee.babesky.social happy 🐝 day to you ♥️

Im having a very pink hair, cosplay, soft vibes, gaming end of summer thank you 🌸

meow. cough .. sorry ugh coughcoughCOUGH ….. hairball … meow.

still an issue btw 😭 250. giga bytes ???

May Morning ☀️@maymorning.bsky.social · 2y ago

Still trying to wipe my twitter account clean to disappear from there. They FINALLY sent me my archive. But it’s 250 gigabytes they say? I have no device i can download that on. 😀

today i only used bluesky so i learned about dolly parton’s passing through people saying she sucked

rei’s bangs (send post)

i love this 😭

Babesky 💖@babesky.com · 4w ago

You get a lot of notifications. How do you know if you're actually special to someone, or if they just interact a lot with everyone? ... We'll show you. 😉

You can only keep ONE: the girl or her bookshelf? 👀

never going wireless on lain’s internet

then they came for the powerpoints and i said nothing, as i was not a powerpoint

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego.bsky.social · 4w ago

powerpoint people today

trust me, i know balls

size 4 on top, size 12 on bottom. does that bother you? 🙈

(spreads sheets) oh you didn’t expect to find me like this did you??? #pinup #realgirls #lingerie

my massive « cosplays to remake from scratch » list is kinda daunting

(spreads sheets) oh you didn’t expect to find me like this did you??? #pinup #realgirls #lingerie

should i cosplay bikini leia or white dress leia

they did exposure therapy on a grape ‼️

It's the weekend, time to be 🗣️ touch starved! Thanks to Joey for giving me a place for my dumb stuff again. This one is for everyone who keeps yearning for handhelds. I'm yearning even more. That's right; competitive yearning! As always, feel free to pay me to write more weird things 🙏

Joey ‘Detchibe' W. 🏳️‍⚧️@thestacks.ca · 2mo ago

This week in The Stacks, Puke (@puke.bsky.social) looks at tactility in erotic gaming and how the decline of handhelds robs us of (simulated) human connection and affection. thestacks.ca/posts/2026-0...

you’re supposed to carry them in a BAG????

yissir.bsky.social@yissir.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I have a couple master balls in my bag…

Matching my terminal to the color of my p-.. my p-… my.. my paws, ofc 👉👈 i meant my paws….. …nya 🙈

showering is so terribly underrated.