I'm glad the guy I had my first sexual experiences with who owns one of the more successful weed shops in Seattle is doing well.
Yolk & Oil
@mayonnaisehands.bsky.social
Middle aged single parent of two cats and one husband.
I'm eating crackers in bed. Ernie would be so disappointed.
There is nothing quite like standing at the open window of a bathroom, with thunder and lightning raging outside, watching a video on the history of color names, while being stoned out of your mind.
It's the closest we can come to watching the president's brains being blown out on national television
My new job is union and there is a retirement fund. My first shareholder-less job and it feels good man
My new response to pretty much everything: What can we do about it other than killing people?
Me yelling over the workout music: HOW DID WE EVER THINK HE WAS STRAIGHT!?! THE BPM ALONE IS A DEAD GIVEAWAY!
One of my favorite things that my partner and I do is take pictures of our cats from where we're sitting and text them to each other
Do you think MAGA get all NIMBY about detention centers?
The HELL with the World Cup. THIS is my TV viewing all this afternoon!
For those wondering, no. No, you can't "shred" fridge cold butter with a potato ricer
Nothing brings me greater joy than seeing a software engineer putting a sticker on their laptop upside down.
Sometimes I wish I could wear my slippers in the shower
In case you were wondering, you can get Gemini to make an image of Cornholio shooting Charlie Kirk. But you've gotta be slightly smart about it
My contribution in a high stakes meeting: Yeah, sounds great.
Wild sentence I just heard: Pizzaballa is in Israel right now...
As an IT professional, today I had to show a customer how to turn a TV on without a remote