i need to get off the fuckin internet dude

piss is not sanitary bear grylls just has a public piss kink

im almost 30 and im talking to a 22 year old im practically softballing pedophilia i should be in jail but im not goes to show that laws are meaningless in america anymore

if you let yourself be consumed by the regret of not starting sooner, you won't know the joy of starting right now

deadlock would be better if the entire cast was girlfailures instead of just half

Bleat

Rem supports the LGBTQ+ (despite having no idea what that means) #deadlock #rem #pridemonth

i have she capability to make some damn good stickers now

hallmark movies could be doomed hetero if they weren't cowards

*walks up to a random het couple* so whos the lesbian in the relationship

mi scrongle

i ate a whole ass can of bushs baked beans and i cannot stop ripping ass and i have errands to run today why the fuck did i eat so many beans

i make communism in my big stew pot at home and feed it to the local wildlife in the hopes that the ecological revolution begins soon

*guy who has twenty gay thoughts a day voice*: bro i really could go for a waffle right now, and honestly, if it was cock shaped, i wouldn't care, just as long as there's little to no syrup, cause that would be gay, but a little syrup at the start would be fine, just a little tho, not too much

i think the psychiatrist who said i had type 2 bipolar was onto something

@butterballmoo.bsky.social at the meet n bleat

protip: disassociate

my social battery is one of them double a's with the crust on it

i dont think im supposed to sleep 40 hours in a 72 hour period

:)

mister beast vs mister peast rap battle homunculus

exercise protip: have horrible visions in your dreams so you thrash in your sleep to maintain muscle suppleness

if all you do is ragebait im just going to assume you have a no friends kink

yall i just had a thought im so fucking scared thats not supposed to happen

unhealthily obsessed with the story of icarus as of late

bluesky really is the "just two dudes with a crazy dream" of social media

ah fuck im in a self destructive spiral

funny how many people are admitting skill issue when they write out a review of a game they played for a half hour

wild how far some people will go to defend their use of "bro" as gender neutral then get offended when you refer to them with sis like wow gendered language is gendered whether you claim it is or not headass

can someone come unfuck my neck that would be great