alice maz

@maz.bsky.social

true neutral

first time in singapore: wow automated immigration is amazing I love the panopticon now second time in singapore: come on stupid machine... why don't you recognize my face this time... is it because I cut my hair...

At first the bluesky was designed as a.. perfect website.. the feeds didn't glitch out.. every post was funny & high effort.. there was no inscrutable drama or 'main character's it was a disaster. which is why the bluesky was redesigned to this.. 2012 twitter.. the peak of your civilization

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a month ago I was bemoaning having no good older male role models who I could talk to about life and relationships and stuff but somehow I've managed to acquire three different 60-something father figures in seattle

incidentally I feel obligated to point out that "which way western man" is the exact opposite of a dogwhistle because the point is to apply it to trivial or comical referents in a way that mocks the original sentiment

after however many years of being avowedly non-ideological, I'm looking forward to being accused of carrying water for some particular ideology and being able to reply "actually I'm a confucian" and link to substack posts explaining exactly the kind of confucian I am

looking like bilbo with the ring at my furniture picture I took to send the used furniture guy I'm hoping to sell to. "after all... why shouldn't I keep it?"

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I finally got to play real mahjong with my tiles last night!! it went very well, I successfully taught the game to two new people. also I got a haneman (riichi tanyao pinfu dora three)

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a guest brought fruit over last night for mahjong night and I think I'm fruitpilled now. I never respected fruit but I think it's good now

a few weeks ago I saw yud qt and call evil something like "everyone can perfectly choose to follow their objective function by asking themselves 'what am I supposed to be doing right now' but you just don't want to" and I think this is the fix to all my executive dysfunction

I normally ignore sticker shock but every time I look at seattle to bangkok flight price I think "once I go I'm not coming back for a long time"