I have been listening to @oldgodspod.bsky.social nearly nonstop since I picked up the @montecookgames.com #TTRPG book at GenCon. The podcast reverberates in my West Virginia bones and that book calls to me like the literal Necronomicon. This is just the new me, I think.

Hi friends! I started a TTRPG company with my pal @lazyflux.bsky.social. Cool stuff coming!!! Pls check us out and stick around for fun stuff ilu 💕💕💕💕 @starshotgames.bsky.social

If you don’t want the 20 dollar GBA port, don’t buy the 20 dollar GBA port 🤷

Next on my chronological Zelda Playthrough is Four Swords! I will be playing the definitive edition on my 3DS, since just like when the game came out in 2002, I do not have the friends necessary to play this with other people.

Huge news: despite many set backs, I finished Legend of Zelda: Minish Cap

Truly devastated to report that despite lifting weights and doing cardio constantly, the only thing that has helped be lose weight is fixing my diet 😢

Be me, loading up the Animal Crossing New Horizon update, all excited to hang out with my best friend Ketchup. Only for that fuckass Rodney to immediately roll up and chastise me about not playing the game for 5 and a half years LIKE IM THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THAT

I’ll believe Fable is coming out when I am 10 or so hours in to the game and not a second sooner.

I was at my in laws’ house and saw an old CRT TV in their basement. I told them there is a market CRTs with retro gamers and they let me have it. I get home, test it out with my N64… Let me tell you. The nostalgia waves that came when Ocarina of Time booted up on this set up hit like a fucking drug

How did the Woodstock generation grow up to be the bootlickiest bootlickers you can imagine?

There will never be a Game Awards announcement better than the time Sephiroth murdered Mario in front of *everyone*

I met a dog named Watermelon today and I thought I should let you guys know.

Ah yes, the familiar feeling of resolving that *next year* is the year my Spotify wrapped isn’t humiliating.

Ayo Spotify? CHILDREN’S MUSIC???

Churro has gotten big since I last posted him. Here is a picture of him after he got stung by a bee a couple months ago. He looks like he got absolutely worked in a bar fight. * yes he has an underbite and it’s perfect. He’s our special little man. ** yes he is okay

I return to blue sky to shout in to the void. Since I last posted, I have beaten Hollow Knight and also Silksong. I have ascended. I am an elite pro gamer.

I am once again begging game developers….. Please put a toggle option where I can only open drawers/closets if there is something inside of them. I’m sure someone out there thinks opening dozens of empty drawers is fun and immersive, but I do not need to be a part of their perversions.

I never feel more out of touch with pop culture than I do when I watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade.

Okay! But if you send me a Chikorita instead of a Totodile or a Tepig just know you have an enemy for life! Preorder and a 33% chance of gaining a nemesis.

As part of my #Zelda chronological playthrough, I’ve decided all the games need food analogies for…. Me. This is all just for me.

Quitting twitter for bluesky

I can confidently say this immaculate himbo is the best part of this game. I demand a Groose tower defense game or something.

#SkywardSword playthrough is finished! It hasn’t aged well and there are some parts in here that are ZERO fun. But! I still love the aesthetic, music, and some characters (Shout out to our himbo Groose). Feels like a C tier Zelda game. Next up on the chronological #Zelda play though: Minish Cap!

Spoken like a loser who just got their cheeks absolutely clapped. Sorry bout your luck, Demise 💅 #Zelda #SkywardSword

I should be able to send Nintendo a picture of my still plugged in Wii U and I get priority for a Switch 2 preorder.

I gave my dog his heart worm medicine and the pill is in the shape of a bone. I like that. I think I’d like my medicine to be in the shape of something I like to eat. Here you go, take this anti anxiety pill that looks like a slice of pizza.

I finished my Soul Silver Nuzlocke!! The fight with Red was a bloodbath. Congrats to: Steely Dan the Steelix Bonnie the Espeon Gone but not forgotten: Bubbychild the Slowbro WoopTroop the Quagsire Dexy the Houndoom Dr. Acula the Crobat + the others I lost along the way due to negligence/hubris

I LOVE IT

After I finished getting my tattoo on my ribs, the artist told me that if I was able to handle that, I could handle getting a tattoo anywhere. What I’m hearing is that I am the bravest boy in the land?

NEW GUY ALERT