in The Odyssey a character says “our Age of Bronze is collapsing,” which is an idiotic piece of dialogue but really fun to say in response to, like, a restaurant being sold out of what you were gonna order

the tragedy of Darth Vader is when a guy gets his dick and balls burnt off by lava he develops a trans-Atlantic accent

actually I think Gustavo Dudamel conducting a Muppet orchestra for Seven Nation Army rocks. USA #1 baby

Lindsay Graham bringing up all le feels :/We do stan an old queen but a grifter war criminal dying can be even more slay

Lucasfilm merchandising exec: Did you finish that casting of the Rancor from Return of the Jedi Sculptor: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked

why this palm got me ready to risk it all

seeing Americans do cool looking elite tier stuff in a high stakes international soccer game is like watching a gorilla drive a car

look I don’t know this guy but “the grind” is the thing. creativity is creating. no writer wants to not write, no editor wants to not edit, no camera operator wants to not shoot. we want to not do the spreadsheet and email bullshit metawork. how bout you accelerate/automate that

Ian Silvester@iansilvester.bsky.social · last mo.

The project isn't about using AI to generate movies - it's about using AI to build operational tools to accelerate/automate the grind of moviemaking. I think A24 know their audience better than to ruin their brand with AI slop movies.

Begging TV writers doing shows set in America 30+ years ago to stop having characters say “for fuck’s sake.” We didn’t truck with that British shit until 9/11 weakened our resolve

Real New Yorkers call Babe Ruth this when we are ordering a chopped cheese from the bodega

i was interviewed by the freakin’ grey lady

wordle in 1: haha fun ;) 2: im da king of da dictionary 3: well, “genius” implies a lack of study 4: the (((New York Times))) has cheated me 5: better off dead 6: im da king of da dictionary

back in ‘95 on the AOL Star Wars message boards a guy with username BlimpDick posted that when Luke got pulled into the trash water he looked up Leia’s skirt

UX-10 hive rise up. We are legion

Jesse Raub@jesseraub.online · 3mo ago

for Bon Appétit, i reviewed 16 different Japanese knives to find out which ones were the best www.bonappetit.com/story/best-j...

when the leitmotif of my longtime foe begins to echo in the distance? that’s when I be on my “here we go again” type shit

ladies, when a fella walks in the club and he got a traditional basalt molcajete full of guacamole (YES it got the toasted pepitas on top) wyd???

misspelled it as “TimTok” in a presentation last week and the client wants to know why we haven’t activated #TimHive. I stammered “well, you don’t want to piss off JeffTok” but that only piqued their desire

found this old photo of my mom while cleaning out her house. rip Mother you were a serve and a slay

reading The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran, this shit goes crazy

Sex garden to ‘break taboos’ at Chelsea flower show as gnome ban ends

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 5mo ago

Sex garden to ‘break taboos’ at Chelsea flower show as gnome ban ends

actually I’m picking the dinner with Jay-Z. I’d rather open doors

Henry Mance@henrymance.ft.com · 5mo ago

how would YOU open the Strait of Hormuz? Wrong answers only

ah thanks boss for ending our check-in early and giving me seven minutes back. might fuck around and write a sonnet that makes the angels question their nature before our team stand-up

Scheduling daylight savings on international women’s day so that we lose an hour of female respecting time 😒

/r/thriftygifting /u/3footlocks what should I (29) get my husband (32) for Christmas? We don’t have a lot of money and he already has a beautiful gold pocket watch UPDATE: thanks for the advice, found a buyer for my hair! so excited for DH to unwrap his watch chain UPDATE 2: fuck you guys

just got back from my Shark Tank pitch for Cacao Gummies. it was going great until the guy from Marty Supreme destroyed the (very clever!) portmanteau I came up with for a brand name

just moved to a desolate and forbidding moor and honestly it’s really chill. I’d love to see this ever-present fog try to envelop me in madness

dawg I hate to tell you this but…ya girl Morfryd furnished me with a clothbound ration of provisions for my journey north. no, nothing kingly, but it was nourishing as hell. well I think the horse was her dad’s but. yeah it’s a piebald gelding

A bluesky highbie tried to put me in a starter pack once

When eating chips out of the bag, one must continue until one surfaces the Goated Morsel, possessed of the the crunch, the heft to sate the hardiest treatman. And if the Goated Morsel never comes? So be it. We stay snacking