Fragmented First Verse for the current V.P.: Ah, stretch out! That rich Corinthian leather Smooth, baby! On it like a stranger I'm a cushion-loving guy Burnin' Down the Couch!

Here's hoping Barack Obama had had a happy 65th birthday! Now he can finally get off HimCare and get onto MediCare - while it lasts....

I used to only shop at Amazon, but one day realized I was Buy-Curious, so started experimenting with other kinds of store, too.

An old friend used to have "Bored Meetings", a group of us gathering at one bar or another. Have come to wonder if 𝘼𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙊𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 has a typo in the name of his international group, and it's really "Bored of Peace".

Bernie Sanders says we should all be entitled yo retire with dignity. That's a great sentiment, but I'd rather do it with money, too.

This just in: 𝘼𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙊𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 announces a ten million percent tariff on any future use of voting booths.

The Save America Act may be Congress's first Fractal Bill: 𝙑𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙄𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙩𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙯𝙚 𝙑𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙎𝙪𝙥𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 Should the worst happen, and it actually passes, becomes law, and survives Article III review, one shudders to think what the next iteration would look like.

This just in: Intel set to construct the world's largest stadium, with a capacity of 350 million, so all their new shareholders can attend the annual meeting.

The current U.S. President absolutely detests Joe Biden, and his beloved Amtrak, calling for significant budget cuts to the already beleaguered transportation system in 2027. It's looking like another sad case of 𝙏𝙧𝙪𝙢𝙥 𝘿𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙎𝙮𝙣𝙙𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙚.

I wonder how big a company Unilever could become if they rebranded as Duo, or Tri, or Quadlever.

To be on the safe side of history, Duluth Trading Company should clarify their "Ball Room" ads are not related to National Security.

I am in favor of open borders. So long as 𝘼𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙊𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 can be ushered to the other side of ours.

Everyone seems to think the President is immune from any prosecution due to the Supreme Court decision in Trump v United States But that opinion specifically refers to "Official Acts" Seems breaking the law is very Un-Official, so a whole raft of behavior (Emoluments, etc.) should not be covered

Funny that a Feaux News poll would show Red Team folk think their party is doing a great job on crime, when said party is committing so many of them...

The best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only

I hear we're about to rename another Sacred Place. Coming in 2028: Colorado's Garden of the Claudes. Sad.

And now, another edition of Way Out Thoughts: The world's countries spent nearly three trillion dollars on "defense" in 2025. One has to wonder how that money could have been better spent.

The best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only

And now, another installment of Potential Campaign Quotes: 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙡𝙠𝙨 𝙖 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙤𝙪𝙩. 𝙄'𝙙 𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙨𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙧𝙤𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙜. -- Troy Jackson, U.S. Senate, Maine

The good people of Russia (and their evil leaders) are being hard-hit by Ukraine's Wildberies attacks (their version of Scamazon). Many warehouses have been destroyed. It's going to be tough, them losing the speedy 12-day Prime delivery schedule to which they've become accustomed.

Grampa says I need a new car. But I can't afford one right now, might have to wait a bit. Think in '28 I'm looking to get a 𝙁𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝘼𝙗𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮

A couple of days ago marks 50 years since Viking I landed on Mars. Half a century of lost momentum. America is still great. but we sure could use a refresher on the some of the seriously awesome things we did, not that long ago.

Loath though I am to utter the little mushroom's name, it seems we are now living in a Dystrumpian society...

Hoping my indictment from God goes wel

This Just In: Rand Paul, reporting on the contents of a 20 minute phone call with his co-worker, said he would take over as Senior Senator from Kentucky while Mitch Mcconnell remembered how to breathe.

Now available from General Mills: 𝙎𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙂𝙚𝙧𝙢 All the benefits of Wheat Germ All the benefits of High Fructose Corn Syrup

Howard Hughes and Nikola Tesla disliked people touching them. 𝘼𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙊𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 dislikes using other people's toilets.

This just in: 𝘼𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙊𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 revokes the visas of every FIFA Soccer player (even the Americans, who just want to go home and drown their sorrows), saying "Tthey will pay. They will all pay."

Conversatios on the prospective performers for the "Salute to America": Woodie Guthrie: 'I'm not here anymore, but F no" The Boss: "Busy with B's gig. F no" Bon Jovi: "Bruce just called. Are you kidding me? F no." Any other legit musician: "What they said" Lee Greenwood: "When do I go on?"

May our friendships and collaborations with other nations and their citizen be restored, remain strong, and continue so long as this great nation exists...