Craig Breslow, the cause of, and solution to, all of Boston’s problems
MC Nietzsche
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He/him, sometimes weird text and also a place where I talk about my hobbies and especially about the Mets
It really is astounding how knowing literally anything about the people from the SF Bay Area has immiserated my life. We should build a fucking wall and keep them all locked up so they can hurt anyone else
I’m in downtown Minneapolis getting breakfast and this guy has a wooden sign hung up saying “I DID build this business” and bruh Obama was 20 years ago get over it Good breakfast though
In da twin cities can catching a ball game as one does
The countdown begins with the best Twilight Zone episode Serling had nothing to do with. Number 31: “An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge.”
Best Twilight Zone episodes ever, Number 31: "An Occurrence At Owl Creek Bridge."
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did we consider Anthropic let the guy predicting AI is gonna kill us all resign instead of being fired because he just wasn't very good or smart
Impossible to escape the 9/11 dross today MLB spamming me with notifications about a documentary they did and they have the Mets playing the Yankees today, which should be a hate crime Manfred should be in prison
Reposting this because of the new Tilly video going around
Tilly Norwood is just a fucking vtube rig for a real woman what the fuck are we doing here
As an update to this, after the Rays series the Mets are still on pace 🏃 for 73 wins. They now have 77 losses which I believe mathematically eliminates them from WC possibility, though MLB disagrees I think they would not snag a WC spot even if they won 100% of their remaining games
After last night’s game #Mets have only 5 more losses they can absorb before a WC is almost certainly out of reach. They need to go 28-5 over the next 33 Currently they are on pace 🏃 for 73 wins
It's reasonable to be mad that Arte Moreno made billions of dollars off 25 years of fucking up the Angels in the dumbest, sourest ways, but here is how I coped with the Wilpons doing the same thing with the Mets: these guys know that no one will ever care about them again, and they fucking HATE IT.
explaining healthy eating to an American: imagine a grass fed burger
only in America could there be a bullshit health craze centered around eating burgers, fries, and a milkshake
This has been on my mind for a bit now and it must escape: as someone who was there and has a 9/11 condition it is extremely, EXTREMELY fucking weird that the branding around the 25th year after 9/11 is all calling it an "anniversary"
Scoping this out and it looks like vaporware?? It's got an unholy mashup of PalWorld and Pokemon going on, and also some GPT sheen I think?
Animo
First National Waffle Day without Charlie
Today is National Waffle Day.
After last night’s game #Mets have only 5 more losses they can absorb before a WC is almost certainly out of reach. They need to go 28-5 over the next 33 Currently they are on pace 🏃 for 73 wins
In a past life I knew the Miller family and gave them some advice on their pursuit of the Medal of Honor for Miller and stealing this honor from him to name the ship after Trump is just another stain on the United States www.cnn.com/2026/08/20/p...
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tired: make the Yankees play baseball wired: make the Dodgers play baseball
the defense is headed the wrong direction
the marco rubio rage bait image of him as a woman currently going around is from The Daily Wire, just FYI
No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield