Y'all what is HAPPENING?! Normally high levels of caffeine mixed with my flavor of ADHD means I'm "normal" and "productive" maybe even sleepy and in need of a nap. This drink I just dranked is sending me to the MOON!
🪿✨ Matthew Goose, ADHD 🔎
@md-goose.bsky.social
Just a goose. Will bite bullies and hiss at rude people. Shaky shaky sweaty sweaty You make my spaghetti ready - Licky licky sucky sucky You make my lolly poppy
I didn't know dunkalattes had espresso and now I'm smelling colors!
Little Girl's Cotton Candy Sugar Rush Reaction
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🎶Pop yer booty zit, go on have a fit when that booty drip. Drip? No - SPLAT! Take that back, now she flat, time to clean the back.. 🎶
A yes. The antisemitic cartoon horse impersonator is one of the "good folks".
Well now I know why my butt cheek was itching so bad the other day. Now I've got a big ol booty zit! 😭 How does that happen?
Taylor Swift is in the 2014 movie adaptation of The Giver. 😱
Omg. 💀 Don't let me loose on the internet to shop...
Wanda Wadlesworth 😭😭😭 She too pricy, but I love her.
🪿✨ Matthew Goose, ADHD 🔎@md-goose.bsky.social · 23h agoLooking at porch goose options online to get ideas for when we can go to look for real... Do I want one that looks like stone or painted to look goose-like? Cartoony or realistic? Do I make clothes or find fun cute outfits? Seasonal or silly? Hmmmm
Looking at porch goose options online to get ideas for when we can go to look for real... Do I want one that looks like stone or painted to look goose-like? Cartoony or realistic? Do I make clothes or find fun cute outfits? Seasonal or silly? Hmmmm
Just a note: pay-walling safety features (that already are in place as part of the platform) is not a good business model. If this is the plan, your ship will sink.
Thinking about getting one of those stoop gooses white people keep dressing up at their doorsteps. 🤭 They're so silly and kind of cringe, but I still want...
Hey, bsky devs - this is stupid and redundant and I hate it.
I am 1000% going to see Cookie Queens! Are you KIDDING me? Omg!
Cookie Queens | Official Trailer | In Theaters August 7
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Sometimes I make jokes that make me giggle and kick my feet and no one is around to see or hear. 🤭
I keep looking for deals to go see the Nolan film but theaters are STILL packed. I like spaaaccee, it's why I try to go for the matinee viewings. But even those are full! The critics must be right: that movie must be *terrible* 😭😭
Because it seems like the rule is "Don't say anything that may cause a person of privilege to feel embarrassed." That's not sustainable.
Lastly, I want to point out that there are moderation tools in place if you want to limit contact from strangers or not be quoted. There's no shame in using them.
If Jennings is the ally he claims to be, he would use his celebrity and privilege to get this lady her account back.
Karrid 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️@karrid.myatproto.social · yesterdayWell, it appears that, sometime in the last 17 hours, Gwen Pepperoni was suspended for the crime of pointing out Ken Jennings' transphobia.
"Your breath smells like penis." "YOUR breath smells like penis." "No, MY breath smells like ass. YOURS smells like penis." Bedtime conversation.
🎶Thank you for coming to my livestream.. th-th-thank you for coming to my stream.. thank you for coming to my live stream. Thanks for the subs, bitch with the stubs. Now with yo dollars gonna buy a little grub. Maybe buy a friend, turn a ho to a hub🎶 *Butt jiggle dance*
My boyfriend is a self-admitted cookie thief!
Ryan S.@rstevies.bsky.social · 2d agoI would do this and feel very proud of myself. 🤣
it is genuinely embarrassing to see this article written by a trans woman. my sister in gender no matter how many boots you lick They Will Not Pick You. have a fucking spine please.
Them@them.us · 2d agoThe ‘Jeopardy!’ host made it absolutely clear where he stands once again.