MdDoogie3

@mddoogie3.bsky.social

She/her. A lawyer, not your lawyer, fighting fraud/waste/abuse in healthcare. Oxford comma militant. Childless cat lady. 𝖠̶𝖻̶𝗈̶𝗅̶𝗂̶𝗌̶𝗁̶ ̶𝖨̶𝖢̶𝖤̶ Nuremberg 2.0 is the moderate position. Views are my own, not my firm’s or my clients’.

No human being is just one thing. He can be both a progressive with ideas you like AND a lying rapist. What is important is which of those things matters more to you. Go on, tell us who you are.

So he’s going to deliver a speech that’s how many hours long? Outdoors in a record-setting heat wave? Then set of how many explosions—around all that dead grass, construction debris, and cheap plywood fairgrounds—on land, in an urban area, that’s dry as a bone, in record temps, with no breeze?

5-4. To everyone celebrating the Supreme Court’s birthright citizenship decision today, don’t. That was an extremely narrow victory—the narrowest it could be. And history tells us what comes next. Just look at Roe v. Wade. Republicans have been trying to overturn it since it was passed.

Reporters who sit on information of national importance—e.g., Epstein-related situation-room scheming or threats to suspend habeas corpus—so they can monetize that information in a book are enemies of the Fourth Estate. They should be fired and henceforth unemployable as journalists.

All of Scotland came to the Red Sox game tonight and it may have been the most fun I ever had at a game. Y’all rock. Please stay forever. And as an introvert, thank you for “No Scotland, no party.” I am adopting that as my standard RSVP response.

It was genuinely hard to know who to cheer for last night—Scotland or Haiti. Great, feel-good sports stories either way. Today, I have no such struggle. I’m rooting for the tornado.

So let me get this straight: (1) a double rainbow appeared over the Kennedy center when his name was being taken down and (2) the only place in the country with severe storm watches (hail and tornados) tomorrow is very specifically Washington DC? I may need to rethink this whole atheism thing.