M. Derbecker

@mderbecker.bsky.social

Seeing how things play out.

Movies that weren't made but should have been: "Ganache à Trois" (1989) In 1812, widower Laura Secord (Megan Follows) refines the recipes of her late French-Canadian husband (Lothaire Bluteau) for her older lover, the British General Brock (Donald Sutherland). There's a ghost. Dir/Yves Simoneau.

Movies that weren't made but should have been: "La Poutine Pétain adorait" (1978) Adorable Montreal boy and spunky gal from Toronto trapped in Vichy France support the résistance by distracting General Pétain with a fries and gravy recipe. René Simard, Tammy Bourne. Dir/Rock Demers

Movies that weren't made but should have been: "Buldogue et Buldak" (1992) Buldak aficionados in Belgium discover it's cheaper to get it from Quebec than South Korea. They hit Montreal and liberate French Bulldogs from a puppy farm. Jean-Claude Van Damme, Geneviève Bujold. Dir/ Park Chul-soo.

Movies that weren't made but should have been: "Dommage, Sauvage" (1988) Jean Reno as a Tarzan-ish jungle dweller in a thinly veilled Rwanda raised by apes, lured to Paris by brilliant and hot biolgist Isabelle Adjani to extol the virtues of conservation. They fall in love. Dir/Luc Besson.

My personal take, minus The Odyssey which I'm getting to on Saturday: Bangers 1 Dunkirk 2 The Dark Knight 3 Inception Good 4 Insomnia 5 Memento 6 Oppenheimer 7 Interstellar Maybe try again? 8 The Prestige 9 Tenet 10 Following 11 Batman Begins 12 The Dark Knight Rises

Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · 6d ago

all right new Nolan ranking now that I've seen em all Bangers 1 Tenet 2 Oppenheimer 3 The Dark Knight Rises 4 Dunkirk 5 The Odyssey Good 6 The Prestige 7 The Dark Knight 8 Interstellar Maybe I should try again? 9 Inception 10 Memento 11 Insomnia 12 Following 13 Batman Begins

Ten to know me by; Amarcord All the President's Men Au Revoir Les Enfants Blade Runner The Elephant Man No Country for Old Men Raging Bull Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead Withnail & I A Woman Under the Influence

A favorite story— Petitioner: Would you like to sign a petition to require voter ID? Person: Do I have to show ID to sign? Petitioner: No. Person: Then how do you verify? Petitioner: We do address and signature matching. Person: Do you hear yourself?