Malcolm D.
@mdpb53.bsky.social
Animal lover; YOB: 1953; married 06,1974; 2 adult sons; live in Cape Breton; love humour; "What's your father's name?" NO TO: DM's, swapping pics; intimate chats; using other apps; bitcoin; being an ATM (sending money to you). Thank you.
Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there, you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
Mr Bean's Thumbs Up as a Surgeon
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Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Man Squinting, Struggling with Glare
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.............. FUNNIER THAN IT SHOULD BE (BUT TRUE): ........ www.facebook.com/share/v/196h...
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................. TRUMP'S LAW: .......................................
Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
The Coffee Law As soon as you sit down to a hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last til the coffee is cold.
Coffee Time Coffee Cup
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................... KLEENEX TIME ............................ www.facebook.com/share/v/1EKq...
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Freeze the price of oil for 2 weeks, and see what happens to the war with Iran.
An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Walmart. 'Wal-Mart?' The preacher exclaimed, 'Why Walmart?' 'Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week.'
Walmart Store Exteriors
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Hogefeet is saying the US did NOT start the war with Iran. Iran started it 47 years ago. The Nazi Brainwashing Machine is on full tilt. So, when Indigenous People start shooting WASPS they can rationalize that the WASPS started the war over 300 years ago.
Back To The Future III: Native Americans Chasing
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Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: 'And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?', the reporter asked. She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'
Grandma's Happy Birthday Dance
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Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?' 'Ninety-eight,' she replied: 'Two years older than me.' 'So, you're 96,' the undertaker commented. She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it?'
Allpeoplesfuneralhome: Woman Dancing at Funeral
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I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, 'Are you having it catered?' And that, my friend, is the sad definition of, 'OLD'!
................ especially with your auto-mechanic! ......................
Emancipation Day in Canada. The date marks Aug. 1, 1834, when slavery was abolished in the British colonies, including Canada.
7. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.