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FYI: Todd Blanche has promised his overlords a nationwide abortion ban. Definitely on his agenda when he's confirmed as AG.

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterday

*Checks socials* Rightwing "dietician" has "nearly orgasmic" bowel movements and doesn't wipe... *Logs back out*

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.”

“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · yesterday

Republicans have once again voted to protect the entire Epstein pedophile sex ring. Continuing to prove that they are the party of monsters.

BREAKING: The nomination of Trump's former personal lawyer to be Attorney General just advanced to the full Senate. Judiciary Republicans caved: All 12 Republicans voted in favor of Todd Blanche. All 10 Democrats voted against.

Mech-Might 🏳️‍🌈@mechmight.bsky.social · 23h ago

Yo, the moment I selected "Democrat" as my ballot option in the poll place, the moods of the ladies behind the table changed. I live in a deep red area. That's probably relevant.

I voted. Did you vote? You should vote.

David Pakman is a loser, establishment shill. And if you still listen to his content, stop.

John Lithium@johnlithium.bsky.social · yesterday

Missouri people. Polls are open till 7pm, get out and vote! You might even get to see me, but you won't even know, cause spoilers, I'm not a cartoon in real life. 🥸

Hey, if you’re in the US in Kansas, Michigan, Missouri, Virginia, or Washington, GO VOTE! 🗳️

How dangerous is Todd Blanche? Let's put it this way. He's willing to stain himself defending the worlds' most notorious pedophile sex ring. Do you think he won't be willing to put innocent government officials in jail at the behest of his master?

Deny, Defend, Depose (Carl Nyberg)@carlnyberg312.bsky.social · 2d ago

This mindset is not surprising at all if you know how certain Abrahamic religions demand you view god. Their deity has committed global genocide, literally every human on earth was drowned save for one family. Yet he "gave us the rainbow" so it's okay. Literally a 1:1 how they treat Israel.

"I'm pro-Israel. But I disapprove of some things Israel does. So, don't hold me accountable for the bad stuff Israel does, even if the bad stuff is made possible by pro-Israel people like me."

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

Todd Blanche advancing to eventually become Attorney General of the United States proves that there is no office that Republicans won't gladly sell for a price.

Whitehouse: "Today I think is a sad and embarrassing day for this committee as it looks like on a party-line vote we are going to advance out of this committee probably the most discreditable person ever to seek the office of attorney general. Let's start with the Epstein files ... "

Allison Gill@muellershewrote.com · 2d ago

El-Sayed did not push the Uncommitted movement. And frankly, this sort of thing always reeks of opponent research ops.

What El-Sayed actually said about why he was voting for Kamala Harris ahead of the 2024 election.

chelchell@chelchell.bsky.social · 2d ago

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky

Bear Jew

Alt: The "Bear Jew" (Inglourious Basterds film), with his bat on his shoulder, walks out of a brick doorway towards a Nazi that his squad has captive.

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If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky

Cult MTL@cultmtl.com · 2d ago

The meme-ification of incels was and still is dangerous. Yes it is good to mock them. But any group of people that believe they are owed something from another person's body is a violent movement waiting to happen.

Treat incels as the violent extremists they are: “Misogynistic incel subculture — elements of which have become disturbingly mainstream — is a serious public safety threat.” An editorial by @mtltoula.bsky.social.

The space laser theory has come back in a big way on the shitter site in response to the Spokane wildfires. So in other words, there having a normal one over there.

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 2d ago

Trump has reduced the presidency to an infomercial.

The President promotes Scotts Miracle-Gro in the middle of an Oval Office event: The best grass you can get. Scotts, you know Scotts? Scott's Miracle-Gro, they're doing it. They do great grass. I got to give him a plug because they did the White House for free.

Middle Age Riot@middleageriot.bsky.social · 2d ago

George Washington literally owned human beings. Donald Trump is not bad in contrast to "good past presidents", he's just a terrible human being. Full stop. No further framing needed. In fact, the majority of U.S. presidents were not good men.

LEFT TO RIGHT: Defeated the British, freed the slaves, raped the children.

Just for those who haven't figured it out yet: "Mysterious ways" is Christianity telling you that no matter what level of fucked up something is, god is so far beyond your comprehension that his "good reason" for doing it is not something you can comprehend, so just go with it.

Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 2d ago

I'll do you one better. Every vote to confirm Todd Blanche as attorney general is a vote to continue the rule of the pedophilic oligarchs that have defined our beauty standards and quality and hierarchy of life for generations.

Every vote to confirm Todd Blanche as attorney general is a vote to continue the coverup of the Epstein Files.

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 2d ago

I had Norovirus a while ago, it basically forces you to empty yourself from both ends till you get better. If you get better. I fought it off, but my partner is immunocompromised and I had to take them to the ER or they would've died from dehydration. Do not take this lightly. Diarrhea will kill.

LANSING, Mich. (AP) — Michigan reports first 2 US deaths of people who had been sickened in outbreak of cyclospora.

As a writer, both in a creative and business context, you do not ever need ChatGPT to "clean up" your scripts or "clarify your points", especially when you have access to thoughtful peers. Yes, it's hard to find a community like that, but people like Hank Green have that part easy. 1/4

Robert Reich@rbreich.bsky.social · 6d ago

Jared Moskowitz is a dumb piece of shit that loves shilling for Israel and bombing Iran. The Democrats need to reject him entirely, leave him in the gutter.

Six congressmen bought between $83,000 to $245,000 in SpaceX stock just before its IPO: -Jared Moskowitz -Gil Cisneros -Dan Meuser -John McGuire -William Timmons -John James Five serve on committees whose work impacts SpaceX's business. We must ban members of Congress from trading stock.

Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 2d ago

Republicans: The party of old men wanting to look at children's genitals. America great yet?

An initiative on the ballot in Washington state in November would require all athletes seeking to play girl's sports from kindergarten to high school to undergo "genetic screening, a testosterone-levels test, or an examination of their reproductive anatomy" before they can play

The Campaign to Force Genital Exams on Girl Athletes Soon Washington State could require sex-verification tests for those playing sports in schools.
Portrait of Andrea González-Ramírez
By Andrea González-Ramírez, a senior writer for The Cut who covers systems of power.

Texas affectively banning THC is a gift to the Talarico for Senate campaign. I hope they hammer that shit so hard the metaphorical nail is unrecognizable come election day.