How much helium does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I got some floaty stuff for Airborne August. I'm just a slow cooker. As you all know :P

#sharkweek #airborneaugust It’s the one and only day where both of these hashtags are coinciding with one another, and I made something extra special featuring Jamie to commemorate! You’ll find she’s this mean quite often~ >:3

Rare Dad sighting

Mechrot@mechrot.net · 3w ago

This mom deer brings her babies to my yard every few days. They're growing so dang fast.

Anyone else go fuckin cuckoo nuts when the breast or butt pockets on an inflated characters outfit are all stretched and accentuated?

These two dorks

Luna might be working somewhere related... 👀

Work connection turned *very* close friends~

Undyne is always in the forecast ☺️

Luna got a bit disorganized setting up an office party. Nobody to blame but themself for that tripping hazard!

Luna definitely knows things are...not proper. But they're not gonna complain about their steak being too juicy or their lobster too buttery, you know? :P

nothing crazy. they're just an average post-college IT office worker. lives in the attic (converted to a room of course) of their roommate's place. worked for a company that did in-person IT work for multiple clients until one client made a bid to hire them full time. you can guess who that was lol.

she thought it was helium...it was actually HELLium.....

oh...you noticed that? well you can never be too prepared.

keep it up and you're getting a cork in your mouth

right at the edge of not being able to see in front of you. you're able to waddle (or flail whilst ascending) but unable to keep yourself from bumping into things and people

severely underrated tbh... would love a mischievous balloon to follow me home.

i got one of those ask thingies because FOMO :( mechrot.straw.page

Luna got a bit disorganized setting up an office party. Nobody to blame but themself for that tripping hazard!

Are ya gonna help him? He just needs a few more puffs to get airborne.

This mom deer brings her babies to my yard every few days. They're growing so dang fast.

oh to be invited for product testing with a bunch of hot robots...

Beta: you should be yourself tonight! Alpha: you're going to be yourself tonight.

Guys what do we think Mr. Disk's magic gumballs do to you

Performance review at work tomorrow! ✌️✨️

Anime Girls Dance to 'I'm Gonna Kms' Meme

ALT: Anime Girls Dance to 'I'm Gonna Kms' Meme

static.klipy.com

AI has even ruined history videos. Like what the fuck is this horse doohickey.

this place sucks

lmao the twitter experience is being told to kill myself as a response to this

Mechrot@mechrot.net · last mo.

Love yall~ You've been so kind to me and it means so much 💋🎈

Love yall~ You've been so kind to me and it means so much 💋🎈