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@meddocle.bsky.social

he/him. Eternal cynic, proud single dad. You'll unfollow me pretty quickly & I'm OK with that. I don't need to hear both sides, idiot.

C texted me about the physical quality off athletes in the new women's baseball league and I sent her a picture of John Kruk. She responded: HOT She's a 25 year old lesbian woman. At some point I should stop trying to figure shit out.

I don’l think I could be an entertainment reporter because I’d sit down with Christian Bale for his latest Very Important Film, curl my fists under my chin, and lean in to ask him about Newsies.

Standing near Pioneer Square during the Chinese festival and there are people singing We Are the World in Chinese and im wondering where David Lynch is.