ᴄᴀɪɴ. I’ve been so absent on every account. Life is kicking my ass.

Yawns loudly and stretches out like some overgrown cat.

ᴄᴀɪɴ. Once again I am so very. Very normal. Still slowly digging the collection out of storage lmfao. Progress.

𝘈 𝘥𝘰𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳, 𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘪𝘧 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦. 𝘌𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘰𝘭𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭 𝘪𝘧 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨. 𝘏𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘢𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬, 𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘴𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘦𝘳’𝘴 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦. 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙃.

ᴄᴀɪɴ. It’s my birthday, I’m gonna be awol for a bit!

Is he high? Absolutely. Has he slept? Not even a little. Is he currently hyper aware of his own toes? Unsettlingly so.

Sips coffee through a curly straw. “Evening~”

ᴄᴀɪɴ. Went to the gym for the first time since I got injured and

Grins. “If ‘lunch’ means ice cream? I’m in.”

𝘝𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘮𝘰𝘬𝘦 𝘚𝘢𝘯𝘫𝘪@infernalkicks.bsky.social · 5mo ago

"I'm making lunch now. Who's hungry?"

Another mouthful and he nodded his approval, a little less intense… but the enjoyment in his eyes still rang clear as day. “Mmm, how good a cup of coffee do you make?” The surgeon quizzed between bites, taking careful time to clean any frosting off his spoon each time. He wasn’t going to waste

⊱PURE RADIANCE⊰ 【 READ 📌 】@radiantsouschef.bsky.social · 5mo ago

<- moaning due to her cake was awfully amusing. Quite flattering too, she'll admit.

“Mmmmmaybe. Maybe you’re hearing things~”

𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕙 𝕊𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟@hellishswords.bsky.social · 5mo ago

"Somebody say my name?"

Oooh, Roronoa-ya. I do like a feral man.

“Well, yeah. What’s fun about pickles in ramen? Now pickles in ice cream…” Black painted nails scratch at his jaw, the surgeon contemplating the notion deeply.

"Monkey D" Seri |READ 📌|@strawhatmender.bsky.social · 5mo ago

She just stares at him confused before shaking her head in disbelief. "You can't be serious. That's considered boring?!"

A tilt of his head; he doesn’t need something else made, he can make his own food. Clearly. Still… “That cake you made WAS delicious. Hmmn.”

⊱PURE RADIANCE⊰ 【 READ 📌 】@radiantsouschef.bsky.social · 5mo ago

❝ It's...an interesting combination, I'll admit. But I don't mind making you something either that isn't.../that/. All you have to do is just ask. ❞

ᴄᴀɪɴ. Please understand that while my Law is promiscuous, yes, I myself rarely write smut. It’s reserved for not only ships but specially writers I’m comfortable with, AND only if I am in the mood/headspace. I myself am on the Ace spectrum, and while I can write it I don’t feel any need to write

“Three days?” Shrugging a shoulder and chuckling, Law fished a very crumpled cigarette from his pocket along with a silver lighter embossed with an elegant gold ‘L’. He placed the cigarette between lips, lit up and took a deep draw before continuing. Words accompanied with grey-blue +

🖤Blue D Tamara🖤@bluedtamara.bsky.social · 5mo ago

“Been stuck at it for 3 days now“

ᴄᴀɪɴ. So does anyone else know about the One Piece character songs sung by the character’s voice actors (Japanese)? Because if not I feel like people need to be aware of Dr. Heart Stealer. It has no business being as seductive??? as it is in places it’s so funny.

Dr. Heart Stealer (Trafalgar Law's Song)

YouTube video by Brvis3d R0s3

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“Are you kidding? It was a fucking delight. Don’t knock it until you try it, sugarpetal.”

⊱PURE RADIANCE⊰ 【 READ 📌 】@radiantsouschef.bsky.social · 5mo ago

All /separately/, yes. All together? It couldn't have been all that appetizing.

He’d fished a crumpled, previously half-smoked cigarette from his pocket and placed it between lips to light, but her words give him pause. “You’re onto something there. Hotdogs without buns though. But pickles in ramen? Don’t be crazy, that’s boring as shit.”

"Monkey D" Seri |READ 📌|@strawhatmender.bsky.social · 5mo ago

"Oh yeah, and what other culinary ideas do you have...? Ice cream on hot dogs? Pickles in ramen?"

He’s mixing and blasting songs throughout the Tang. Absolute fire mixes. He’s taking zero critique, your feedback will be fed back. Directly through your abdomen.

A grin and he threw the bowl down, hooked thumbs in his pockets and shrugged. “On the contrary, I deserve an award for it.”

"Monkey D" Seri |READ 📌|@strawhatmender.bsky.social · 5mo ago

"What are you eating?! I have never seen anyone do that! That has to taste horrible!" She audibly gagged.

Coffee? Good. Cereal? Good. Fruit rolls ups? Good.

⊱PURE RADIANCE⊰ 【 READ 📌 】@radiantsouschef.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Okay, that too. Just- What was he thinking though??

Third secret option: awe. Obviously.

⊱PURE RADIANCE⊰ 【 READ 📌 】@radiantsouschef.bsky.social · 5mo ago

She can't tell if she should look on in horror or amusement.

Drains that entire bowl. Then takes out a fruit roll up and uses it to scoop the last few pieces of cereal out. Delicious. “I think you’ll find I’m a culinary genius.”

"Monkey D" Seri |READ 📌|@strawhatmender.bsky.social · 5mo ago

"Why... why are you eating cereal with coffee...? I don't think Luffy would even do that." She looks absolutely horrified.

ᴄᴀɪɴ. @unyieldingsword.bsky.social I uh. The way this isn’t even. All of them. I’ve just given up for now lmao, too late. Excuse the dust they’ve been living in a box. The onion the second is one of my faves. Also don’t with YGO cards, I sold all mine but I used to have tons.

Makes direct eye contact with her. Picks up that bowl and drinks the coffee cereal straight from it. While maintaining that direct eye contact. The whole time.

"Monkey D" Seri |READ 📌|@strawhatmender.bsky.social · 5mo ago

He did not just.....

ᴄᴀɪɴ. Cain don’t lose replies, challenge level impossible. I realise bookmarks exist. Why I continue to pretend they don’t is a mystery to everyone.

Brews coffee. Tips some cereal into a bowl. Pours his coffee onto his cereal.

Law was, as usual, struggling to sleep. Throughout the day he’d stolen moments of micro sleep, five to ten minute intervals, and it showed; exhausted eyes had packed their bags, they were moving out. On his way to the kitchen for coffee, the surgeon paused. Leaned against the doorframe +

🖤Blue D Tamara🖤@bluedtamara.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Tamara was sitting cross-legged on the counch at the lounge of the Polar Tang. She’s strumming on her guitar, trying to write a song though she seems to get stuck on a part She’s so focused on it that she doesn’t see @medicusmortis.bsky.social enter the room

If she’s sure, kissing isn’t nearly as fun unless everyone’s into it after all. He’s certainly persistent, or at least that’s a word for it.

𝙎𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙎𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨@unyieldingsword.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Answer is still a firm no, though she respects his persistence. Within reason.